being lazy
movies
giving gifts
going on dates
naps
thunderstorms
my niece
singing in the car...terribly
sports
making people laugh
going to my lookout
going to Dakota
babies...cute babies
parties
cooking
driving aimlessly
getting time to myself for once
other types of ill shit
You Give Great Advice
You know what's up when it comes to people and social relationships.
And you're advice is golden, even if your friends don't always take it!
Just make sure that you take your own advice too!
Do You Give Good Advice?
I'd like to meet:
Not gonna lie, I wanna meet Sven Sundgaard. Someone should get on that for me.Other than him, I'd say...anyone.
Someone who can halp me see more humor in life, because I'm running out of jokes.
Someone who can make a conversation out of nothing, like bath soaps. Try that one on for size.
Someone who tells it like it is, because there are too many fake people out there.
Someone who's a too shy to make a move, so I can punch them and say "Get some balls!"
Someone who's tough on the outside, but filled with warm lovey-goo. That came out weird.
Someone who's not afraid to play rough. I don't always want to win just because I'm a girl.
Someone who isn't afraid to look foolish in public, so that I can be cheered up.
Someone who can be my best buddy. And sit and talk with me, and be ok with that.
Someone who'll buy me a drink. Or six.
People who'll appreciate and "love" me for me. Because I'm not changing. Because I'm awesome.
Someone who actually read through this list. :)
You Are 20% Lady
You're a pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.
Are You A Lady?
Music:
I'll pretty much listen to anything really.
Music is fun and all, it helps break a lot of awkward silences in the car.
...plus I'm an awesome car dancer.
Other than that, I'm not big on music. Sure, it helps you describe how you feel for something in perfect rhythym, but I'm just not one of those people who thinks music is life.
I do love me some country music though.
Movies:
I'm lazy, so movies are perfect for me. Let's see.... I'd make a list, but I'm not gonna...yet. I like comedies, horror, dramas, and you guessed it....porn.
You Are Beef
You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak.
And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
Television:
Family Guy, Prison Break, Law and Order SVU, CSI, Without a Trace, ATHF, The Loop, Free Ride, Sex and the City, Judge Alex, too much to list.... do I dare admit my secret love for Seinfeld? BAH, I hate Seinfeld, but it's soooo funny!
Books:
I don't have much down time to read, and if I did, I probably wouldn't anyways.
You Should Be a Joke Writer
You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer.
What Type of Writer Should You Be?
Heroes:
...babies can be heroes too ya know.
