Jokes |
I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my Rottweiler at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have ...
Posted by S C O T T on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST |
Read...for the next time you're out eating at a restaurant. |
The next time you're out eating at a restaurant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it's what we do, and we do it for the...
Posted by S C O T T on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST |
Fly the friendly skies |
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying w...
Posted by S C O T T on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST |
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day |
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day
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Posted by S C O T T on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST |
Don't help people sit on their rears |
Don't help people sit on their rears
I have a question, not only for Douglas county, but for the entire state of Oregon. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me, I pay my ...
Posted by S C O T T on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST |
Funny Christmas Carols. |
1.) Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?2.) Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented are3.) Dementia - I think I'll be home for Christmas 4.) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Ange...
Posted by S C O T T on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST |
6 year olds' are funny. |
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her
class and she presented each child in her class the
first half of a well known proverb and asked them to
come up with the remainder. It's hard to...
Posted by S C O T T on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST |
Not intended to offend. Just funny jokes from an email. |
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? &nbs...
Posted by S C O T T on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST |
Slap Your Irritating Co-workers |
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! **********************************************
*******************Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do you have a co-worker who...
Posted by S C O T T on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:58:00 PST |
Levels of Hangovers....you will love this!! |
With the holidays fast approching, here is a reminder of what can happen on those drinking nights go too far:
Levels of Hangovers
One Star Hangover(*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. Y...
Posted by S C O T T on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST |
