PROFILE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!~~~~PLEASE LET THE ENTIRE PAGE LOAD!!A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Miami, Florida. A women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increaseas as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to EXIT THE BUILDING! So, a women goes to The Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor - 1 These men have good jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have good jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have good jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. Wow she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor - 4 These men have good jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework, and as a bonus are GGRREEAATT in bed!!! " oh mercy me!" she exclaims, " I can't hardly stand it." Still she goes to the fifth floor there thee sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have great jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework, are GGRREEAATT in bed, have a sweet ramantic streak, and as an added bonus worship the ground there wife walks on! She is yet tempted to stay but decides to move on to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 32,765,987 to his floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store, But please exit the building quickly for the next patron. The Wife Store opened across the street. The first floor has women that love sex. The second floor has women that love sex and have money. The third through six flooor has not been visited."One day your going to wake up and realize that I was perfect, and on that same day i'm going to wake up next to someone, who already knew."BEFORE I TELL YOU ABOUT ME,SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS A FEW THINGS FIRST.....JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING!!!
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WHAT IS MY FVORITE COLOR?
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BLUE
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HOW MANY KID(S) DO I HAVE?
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6
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3
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1
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SANTANA MOSS
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APPLE MARTINI
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BAILEY......'S
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CISCO
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