Someone easy-going, honest, and puts a smile on my face. The dorky side of me!!
****Joke of the day****
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:You got Male.
Types of Women
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting
her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your
resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if you don't try to uninstall her you
will lose everything............
Any music that is pleasing to the ears and has a good rthymn. Alternative POP/Rock, EMO, Indie, R&B, Slow Jam, Urban, Trance,
Horror, Comedy, Drama, Chick Flicks,