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About Me

I'm Josh.....I'm in the Air Force at hurlburt Field Florida. Family and friends are the closest things that an individual could ever own. I'm a hardcore kid that loves God, life, energy, and good people. I hate drama, and BULL $%!#. I have a bunch of other neet and interesting facts and theories about my outlook on life but I'll have to save those for another day. Anyhoo, I have a plan to take over the world. First I'm going to create a giant army of genetically modified man eating pigeons, and they are going to attack Canada.(A country that has sat in the dust for the past 250 years, then all of the sudden "What the Hell!".) Then while the whole world, cnn, bbc, abc, etc.; focuses on Canada, I going to create a giant ship out of cheese, and sail to Australia. Become an evil dictator and become the leader of Australia, then use a real army, and a real navy and go to take over the non-British estate of Columbia, and fight a huge War with kangaroos. After I become the evil dictator of Columbia, and have control of the majority of the worlds weed; We'll eventually sell enough weed to all of the little pot heads in the world, that we'll eventually raise enough fund-raising money to buy to 2 big giant blow driers. One for the north pole and one for the south pole. Then when the ice caps begin to melt and the world begins to flood I will build a house on the top of mount everest. And live with Mike Jones (who?), and a whole lot of hot chicks until I die and the ravages of time decentegrate the rest of the world. Ha Ha!
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The ninja turtles and the pussy cat dolls at the same time!It would be mass caos......
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My Blog

This is an actual letter found in Iraque......This is too funny!

You know how all these schools have programs to have kids make up cards to the troops and send them overseas?  I found the best one ever made hangin on the door at Crash/ Recovery.  So good ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:44:00 GMT

If this world had a name for its brutality it would be called the life of Steve-O.

This is not going to be one of these times where I sit down and complain about life and how hard it is, becouse in all reality this world is hard.  We can all complain about how imperfect our lives ar...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 22:08:00 GMT

I just flipped my car.....

A week before basic I flip my car. I was going south on I-27 and got off the hillside exit to hear west. As I was taking the the turn my back left tire blew out and I my rear end hit the concrete barr...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:12:00 GMT

AAAhhhhhh........Love!

If love is blind, and God is love, and Ray Charles plays the piano......Then God is an amazing piano player........
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:34:00 GMT