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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without getting a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just got to deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b!tch! Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest !!! I don't have a problem, With expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it? you D!CK!?!
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