the old cowboy |
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He r... Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:39:00 GMT |
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! |
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank whilethey were pregnant. Th
ey took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can a... Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:32:00 GMT |
Day 3 |
Not sure what to do with myself today. Im not constantly craving a cig. now just really strong urges that kick in every so often. Dizzy spells continue with the tingles, although all that sucks i... Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:53:00 GMT |
Day 2 of no smoking |
ok so day 2 sucks... I didnt write about day 1 because I figured it best to sleep the day away. I figured right cuz let me tell you, being awake, bites the big one. I have been chewing straws, sucking... Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:43:00 GMT |
Men... |
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN ! tal breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS... Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:55:00 GMT |
Upstate NY Women |
Upstate NY womenThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had given duties to their new wives. The first man had married a woman from South Dakota and had told her that sh... Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:14:00 GMT |
These are not trick questions |
These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straightanswers 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participantsknow the score or the leader until the contest... Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:24:00 GMT |
what cuss words really mean |
you must read all the way through!IT FUNNY!NO CHEATING!mom calls the husband a 'bastard'and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"a... Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:36:00 GMT |
Politica |
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them getelected. Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:49:00 GMT |
Troops coming home |
President Bush just announced at the State Of The Union Address that 20,000 troops will be coming home !!! Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:51:00 GMT |