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Intelligent, Rich, Emotional, Intolerant, Insightful, Hyper Sensitive.Generous. Warm. Magnetic. Sardonic. Aloof. Sine Wave Mercurial. Moody. Easily fooled. Devil-ish. Caustic..read that as you wish. Blah blah blah......english guy (orphan and bastard...really )now living in Prague, having lived and worked earlier in Norway, Italy, France, Greece. Often nice if you can get through the superficial defence mechanism. Owner of Zero music bar. Occasional actor, provided that the director isn..t an asshole and it'a role. Music promoter. Metallurgist. Alchemist. Strange............................................... /// Likes /// : nothing ,good moods, smiling, dancing, itchy and scratchy, music played loud enough to make your eyes wobble. Teenage punks from PlanetSEXY. Thai massages. Competancy. Truthfulness. Honesty. Understanding. Strobe lights.Thunderstorms. Prostitutes. Harmony. Revenge. Skankiness. Fishnet Leatherette Pussy Galore. Jana,Vera and Lillou. Zero..s landlady for not kicking us out.Nihilist gigs. Artbrut gigs.Morphic Resonance. Sodium/Potassium. Ion exchange heartbeats. Wide open spaces. Good Lawyers. Me. Indian Food. Magnetism. Breathing. Female Bartenders. Shoes. Cigarettes.Czech females studying architecture and film in Paris. Pointy Boots. Twinkly Eyes. Magnifying Glasses. Vivienne Westwood T shirts and suits. Gigs with head next to the speaker. Horse racing ( 5 furlong sprints on fast ground ). Winning bets after studying the form and getting it right. Being noticed. Carbohydrate-Protein-A-B-C-D Vitamin. Austenite / Ferrite. 50-50 ratios. Sub-atomic particles. Good tube. Wave/Paricle duality. Heisenberg..s Uncertainty Principle. An electron..s good taste in not wanting to be sussed out. Theory that there are lots of things that are faster than light. That electrons communicate with other electrons instantaneously across infinite distances. It explains a lot............/// Dislikes /// : everything, particularly idiots. Bad moods.Words. Dishonesty. Cheating. Bureaucracy. Needless difficulties. The negative flipside opposites of those things i don..t like. Disharmony. Falseness. Nik Pledger. Bad Lawyers. Businessmen. Politicians in general. The state of things compared to how they COULD be.Gobshites and Bullshitters. People talking at me. Takers. Drug Laws. Oil Platforms. Award Ceremonies. Speed Cameras.Policies.Having to trust anybody. Male Bartenders. Being Observed. Buildings. Sheep. Scottish accents. Gruff voices. Microscopes. Going to Castings. Cancers. KULCHUR. Random Heartattacks ( non-random ones too, infact). Falling off horses. Broken ribs.Fame. Famine. Louts. Not being able to move / Being boxed in. Combine Harvesters. Mosquitoes.Complaining Neighbours. Einstein..s and Hawkins theories. The false laws of Physics. Sigma phase. Not enough dBs. Calibrations that detect the notches but not the defects. 95% of humans. ......../// Influences /// : radiation, cosmic energy, music, random happenings. pure chance. C Montgomery Burns, Iggy Pop. My own mind........./// Quotes /// : I don..t like being....bored. I don..t like being...ignored. You..re asleep and I..m awake....wake up for Heaven..s sake... I..m itchy. Wake up and scratch me. Itchy, Wake up and Scratch me. Itchy, Wake up and scratch me...Oh that..s the only way to get me. Though this may sound obscene...i want to PENETRATE....your dream. I..m itchy...wake up and scratch me. :: sultans of ping...........We met through a common interest - she loved me and so did i :: the streets ( of England )..............Pozor Vlak ! :: the roads ( of Czech Republic ).....FUCK it ! The pen is mightier than the sword if it..s a big pen :: me.............Take my hand, i..m a stranger in paradise :: unknown... .........../////............C'mon over to my place. Hey Girl, We're Having a Party. There'll be dancing, singing and swinging. Baby, C'mon over tonight......... ( it's a piss n shit lactating bukkake scat party so bring a cloth and a sturdy groundsheet if you got one...mine's fucked ).... : anonymous Get Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: andy zero
Birthday: 11th November : ah, that..s next weekend :)
Birthplace: vagina
Current Location: in a rocking chair in Letna
Eye Color: blue - green - grey : just like the new order song
Hair Color: red / black
Height: i..m coming up MANSIZE : 910 foot Jesus
Right Handed or Left Handed? : both hands work well together
Your Heritage: not knowing my genetic inheritance on my male side makes me happy
The Shoes You Wore Today: are not the onme..s i..ll be wearing tomorrow. I..m afetishist with aninexhaustible suppl
Your Weakness: i..m easily beguiled and hypnotised.
Your Fears: drowning whilst burning whilst in a bad mood with people i don..t like
Your Perfect Pizza: p--p-p-p-p-p-p-pussy p-p-p-p-pie, extra cream
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: decapitating my neighbours and the odd ex-pat.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck, u you hideous limp-minded halfwit
Thoughts First Waking Up: where..s the water ?
Your Best Physical Feature: brain-mind-eyes-cock : all competing for supremacy in a fine frame
Your Bedtime: oppps...midnight and much later
Your Most Missed Memory: the sense of immortality
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi ( in big 20 gramme bags )
red or yellow: black n white
Cappuccino or Coffee: mojitos
Do you Smoke: i fucking smoulder
Do you Swear: brilliantly and nastily. It..s my biggest talent.
Do you Sing: like a bird
Do you Shower Daily: long baths nightly
Have you Been in Love: who hasn..t ?
Do you want to go to College: done that. Now i realise that all education establishments should be torn down to allow more growth space for new jungles.
Do you want to get Married: no, i want to have a bath and go out for a drink
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: only whilst standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: incredibly so...ask anybody ! :)
Are you a Health Freak:&..39;>
Do you get along with your Parents: they we..re very nice people and i get on with them perfectly since they died ten years ago. We rarely argue nowadays :)
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them. The wilder the better.
I often forget to:: buy milk
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not much, i was taking a sabbatical in Thailand.
In the past month have you Smoked: Chimneys smoke less than i do
Who is comin after the new year: Donald Duck and the continual procession of dickheads seems inevitable, i assume
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, but i..ve come on an olive.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Malls no, Molls yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i don..t eat boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah, at Bangkok airport
In the past month have you been on Stage: all the world..s a sterile promentory they say.
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumped no, duped yes. I never get dumped dammit. This denies me all the associated excitement
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i do confess to having dipped a few skinnies, yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, not at all, had lots stolen though.
Ever been Drunk: they could neither get me in the glass nor down their throats
Ever been called a Tease: always
Ever been Beaten up: at the recent Pixies Akropolis gig...for dancing a bit too wildly
Ever Shoplifted: as akid and teenager i was professionally brilliant at it. It was a big hobby.
How do you want to Die: by self administered painless lethal injection at some very distant point in the very far future
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rabbit
What country would you most like to Visit: Pluto
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gold / black
Favourite Hair Color: strobe light
Short or Long Hair: go to Jame..s Hair. They..ll fix you up no matter how unkempt and ugly you are :)
Height: mountain top
Weight: nanogramme
Best Clothing Style: looking sharper than the next guy :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: eleven thousand two hundred and twenty seven million
Number of CDs I own: same answer as above, minus the one..s that were stolen
Number of Piercings: i wear an invisible haevy duty stainless stell bolt through my head, temple to temple.
Number of Tattoos: 4 merged into 3 and getting new one next week
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ein, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, seben, acht....
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You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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