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Yith Pistol

About Me

Yith Pistol has been around nearly as long as it was created. Our studio is infested with penguins who have nothing better to do than to clean the pots and sliders and increase every tracks 36hz range by 7dB on alternate Thursdays. We have made Antarctica our home and await the return of the Green Gang, The Red Ones and the Black Ones, The Andromedans, Satyrs Who Fall Out of Windows and Cause No End of Grief, and all the others who remain Voutside Looking Vin.It is always the endtimes. The date just keeps getting pushed back by quality control.NOTE: Yith Pistol does not condone the opinions, political or otherwise, of all those folks on our friend's list... unless we do condone them.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/08/2006
Band Members: Yith Pistol are Shawn Shelton and Russ Trippet and an assortment of penguins on hard drugs, seals on steroids, and shoggoths on ecstasy.

Special Thanks for Forge McCain for album cover designs! Sometimes it takes someone with fingers to do art. Sometimes it just take a feathery flipper.
Influences: The Outer Gods, Elder Things, and other eldritch geezers from Out of Time.More terrestrial, albeit sidereal, influences are:The Legendary Pink Dots, Coil, Not Breathing, Lustmord, cEvin Key and his many projects, ohgr and his many projects, Dead Voices on Air, Cyclobe, Nurse With Wound, Neurosis, and many other lovely people doing true Musick.
Sounds Like: Rap without the Rap; R&B without the &, R, or B; Pop without the sound of people gagging;If you are too lazy to listen to a sample then take a cyanide pill.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Intercepted Transmissions

*******buzz*******....chirrup!.... {insert noise="" here="">.... {insert a="" different="" noise="" here="">.... {sound of="" grandma’s="" cookies="" being="" eaten="" by="" a="" penguin="" whic...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:50:00 GMT

A Bedtime Story

Sealed in a tomb beneath the wastes of the icy barrens of the southernmost continent, indeed a continent that very nearly defines the concept of south, rests the remains of the great Emperor N'Gakb'tu...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:51:00 GMT

Serious Thoughts

The folks involved directly and indirectly with the Yith Pistol project (phenomenon? it sure has been one for me!) have some great ideas for a live show. I have been giving serious (and I mean serious...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:16:00 GMT

The Escape!

***Translated from some fish bones laid in intricate patterns horded and protected by a bunch of mad bastard penguins***   My escape is complete. I have managed to elude the vengeful Mayans with ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 19:07:00 GMT

Slaves and a Bath

****Transcribed from penguin hieroglyphs burned into the skin of a seal****   In time I was taken from my cell to be prepared for my sacrifice to the Mayan God, Metzaqetzaclpl. I was washed in a ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:25:00 GMT

I'm not here this isn't happening

(Transcribed from ancient looking scrolls found in the Yith Pistol studio compound in Antarctica) Woke up to the smell of cat's piss. Maybe my own piss. I'm not sure. I can't tell how long I...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:35:00 GMT

pure

>> partial reconstruction as follows: I am full of cobwebs. The rest of me is empty except for metal braces and rusted screws and dead, dessicated animal victims of the thousand demon spiders that inf...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:45:00 GMT

Creepy Crawl

Everything seems to be back to normal somewhat. The noises have stopped for one thing. I awakened on the floor amidts five magnifying glasses, all shattered, of varying sizes. I was cut on my fingers ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:41:00 GMT

Sensory Deprivation

I found what was missing. It was very tiNy so it was hard to see>>. Polite company has never found me much company. Much boardroom company hostile takeover. Too small to see with my eyes. Much too sma...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:19:00 GMT

Astronomy

    This is the view from our telescope this morning. I'm keeping an eye on Formalhaut. It isn't right. This entry will be short. I'm only halfway through searching my room with a magnifyi...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:18:00 GMT