THE MARINE.... |
The MARINE...
THE MARINEIn a crowd you're bound to spot him,He's standing so very tallNot too much impresses him;He's seen and done it all.His hair is short, his eyes are sharp,But his sm...
Posted by B R E N D A on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST |
I'm Sorry |
I'm sorrythat I'm not enough of a slut, to sleep with you on a first date.I'm sorrythat my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.I'm sorrythat I'm not anorexicly skinny enough for you to see...
Posted by B R E N D A on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST |
"WHEN A GIRL BUMPS INTO YOUR ARMS" |
WHEN A GIRL:When a girl bumps into your armwhile walking she wantsyou to hold her handWhen she wants a hugshe will just stand thereWhen u break a girls heart,she still feels it whenu...
Posted by B R E N D A on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST |
45 THINGS A GIRL WOULD DIE FOR |
ladies:this will make you tear up :)fellas:read it,all of it! :)1-touch their waist2-talk to them3-share secrets4-give her your jacket5-kiss them slowlyare you remembering this?6-hug her7-hold her8-la...
Posted by B R E N D A on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST |
THIS IS HOW SEX STARTS |
Now this ........ is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout lead...
Posted by B R E N D A on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST |
WHAT A KISS MEANS |
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"*Ki...
Posted by B R E N D A on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST |
OK SO GAY THAT YOU LAUGH |
Mr Penis Said To His Balls"Get Ready Were Goin To A Party"His Balls Said"FUCKIN LIER!...You always go inside and leave us outside knockin!.
Posted by B R E N D A on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST |
TEXAS IS BETTER THAN CALIFORNIA |
somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back!!!CALIFORNIA:- I can wear sandals all year long- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"-Our ch...
Posted by B R E N D A on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST |
TEXAS DRINKING RULE |
Texas Drinking Rule; A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we do...
Posted by B R E N D A on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:59:00 PST |
signs of a true soulmate |
Very True "14 signs of a true soulmate"
14 signs of a true soulmate" 14. If you argue and fight with them, you still cant get them out of your mind...13. When you're on the phone with them late at n...
Posted by B R E N D A on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST |
