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Fiona of Smeg

...the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

About Me

Ye-es. I am Fiona. A small person with a very large love for the Blues, among other things. Look at my artwork. Do it. Now. Thank you.

My Interests

Red Dwarf, the endless painting of canvas, reading, listening to tunes and attempting to locate my "sanity".

I'd like to meet:

Blind Willie McTell, Curley Weaver, Bessie Smith and Craig Charles. To drink, sing and play music with these guys would be mighty fine! and educational...

Music:

Old Blues and vaudeville tunes. Anything by C.W Stoneking, Blind Willie McTell, WHOA!MAN!JESUS!, Robert Johnson, Bessie Smith, Spike Jones and his City Slickers, The Goon Show (not really music, but grand listenin's anyways!) Frank Zappa, Slayer, Tom Vek, Muddy Puddles, The Black Keys, Andrew Bird, Foetus, Lydia Lunch, Iron Maiden, Daniel Johnston, Oingo Boingo, Ash Grunwald and Syd Barrett. Too many great artists to mention...

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Forbidden Zone, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Human Traffic, Eraserhead, Cry Baby, The Blues Brothers, Stone, Baby Snakes, The Filth And The Fury, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Strictly Commercial, Psycho, Hell W10, Monty Python's Life of Brian, A Fool There Was and Clerks. There are many more, buuut, i can't think of them right now. Hah!

Television:

RED DWARF, Blackadder, Not Only But Also, Black Books, Spaced and The Young Ones, of course!

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird, A Clockwork Orange, Giles Goat-Boy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Red Dwarf, Better Than Life, The Goon Show radio scripts, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Flowers For Algernon, The Great Gatsby, anything by Mervyn Peake, Lewis Carroll, Douglas Adams and Spike Milligan, Summer of the Seventeenth Doll, The Music Makers, and the Adrian Mole Diaries.

Heroes:

C.W Stoneking, Blind Willie McTell, Spike Jones, my Ma' and the very awesome Nettie.

My Blog

freakinhousendudenheimer.

I am extremely happy, which makes me rather mad. I haven't taken any pieces back to Avoca for my folio in 2 weeks. A berjillion wasted hours of blind, unproductive smegging glee, basically equal to me...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:29:00 PST

"Miss Yo-Yo Knickers"

Woo! Really want to go home. Really. Any suggestions for creative excuses I can use to get the fuck away from this place? Hmm? I love youse guys. ...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:14:00 PST

"Ye-es! brutal!!!"

Ohhhhhkay. So. All I've got to look forward to is Melbourne Cup day, during which I will be in Avoca getting absoloutely smasharoonied. Although, I'll probably end up sitting in my room with my b...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:08:00 PST

"Ive got a plan, and its as hot as my pants!"

Meep. I'm kind of sad-like, but I'm not. One one hand the person that I like hates me (*note to X-man* you know that bit I wrote about the really nice guy? scratch that, erase it, thank you. He's...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST

I can’t sleep.

Aaargh. I'm old. Can't sleep properly. Too disturbed. And full of self loathing. And doom. etc.
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

Smeg-a-rama

I think I just pissed someone off. I didn't mean it. Don't know what happened. Get the feeling it's because, for some reason, a great amount of importance was being derived from things I said. Things ...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:30:00 PST

"my nipples dont work..."

Bleh. I want to go home. And I miss my Nettie. I found a copy of "Nicholas Nickleby". I 'aint never read that before. T'is rather good-like. ...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:59:00 PST

Oh, get fucked man...

So. Day 60 of living with a World of Warcraft freak. I am seriously about to fuck them up. So bad. I hate that game. I hate it so much. *vomit* Suggestions? (keeping in mind that taunting them wi...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

"...what the heck anyhow?"

Woo. It's all windy and stuff outside. I'm reading Giles Goat-Boy or, The Revised New Syllabus by John Barth. Again. Wonderful.  ...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:51:00 PST

holy forking shizen...

Jeebers. *hyperventilates* Some guy wants to publish the Stick Man. Interesting. "Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ!!!" - Jake Hah :)...
Posted by Fiona of Smeg on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST