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caitlin

About Me

My greatest fear in life is someone tipping over a port-o-potty while I am in it.



My Blog

Halloween story

I could share many a tale about the spooks and hauntings on Partrick Road, but instead my Halloween story revolves around my endearing yet spastic mom. You may know of a fairly common Halloween tradit...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:48:00 GMT

lying to kids is funny

Courtesy of postsecret   I think some of these were meant to reflect feelings of sadness or regret about their fathers...but I think they are goddam hilarious.  I can't wait to be a dad...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:31:00 GMT

childhood memories

Who the HELL came up with the idea of making kids eat orange slices during soccer half-time?  All I remember about elementary age soccer is the second half being a nauseating blur of citrusy hell...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:13:00 GMT

cute homeless guys

It's come to my attention that it's a very common phenomena for girls these days to have "oops, I think I just hit on a homeless guy" stories.  Probably largely due to the current scruffy-oily-co...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:13:00 GMT

dogs

I like to have updates on what my little doggies are up to since I see them twice a year at best.  Here's what I've learned: Chachi lept up and snatched a moth into her mouth mid-air. what a ball...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:40:00 GMT