Drink, Drunk, Dave! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

It is hard to explain the wonders that are me! When I am not at school I can be found at home or downtown causing mayhem. I other words, blacking out and never fully remembering what happened the night before. But the bits and pieces I do remember are always fun, therefore I must have fun when I am blacked out! Hmm. . . What else is going on in my life. Oh I have many love children roaming the world looking for me. I believe there are some in Russia. . . Omaha, Nebraska. . . and maybe one or two in Sacramento. Who knows? I also like to host Royal Rumbles on my birthdays, and I enjoy fighting cabbies. As you can see danger is a big part of my life! Where there is danger you can see me standing there with my mood ring of fire ready to open up a can of whoop ass. . . or Natty Light.

My Interests

Beer bongs, Obnoxious Dancing at 80's night, Dancing on tables, Thizzle Dance, Pussy Power, Jager, Stomping on peoples phones, Piggy Back Races, Handicap Race Champions, Snowboarding, Doo Doo Butta, getting Buck Wild. . .

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith, My Doctor, and a Pirate

Movies:

I make my own movies. . . take that any way you want!

Television:

MyGen Profile Generator

Books:

I like Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, and Kerouac. Those are my favorites, but I am always open to new stuff..

Heroes:

Hunter Thompson, Your mom for showing me the ropes, Nicole for putting up with my crazyness, Anna for always making it downtown for crazyness, Yak for driving home without anyone knowing, and Rebecca for wanting to party on random nights and drive downtown for an hour of mayhem.

My Blog

This shit is stupid!

So I did this thing and it is so stupid. ...
Posted by Drink, Drunk, Dave! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:49:00 PST

Yeah. . .My hair is the coolest

Soo I cut my own hair today and then Nicole thought Calvin could do better. . .but Jeff helped out too. .. . That's right. . . .that is the jewhawk. . ....
Posted by Drink, Drunk, Dave! on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:41:00 PST

Bukowski

Well I finally took my friend Mark's advice and picked up a Bukowski book. Although he suggested I read Hot Water Music first (which everywhere I look has been stolen), I picked up Women. This book wa...
Posted by Drink, Drunk, Dave! on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:03:00 PST

About Me!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:David YriarteBirthday:12/02/1984Birthplace:Hunnington BeachCurrent Location:Santa BarbaraEye Color:BrownHair Color:Dark BrownHeight:6'Right Handed or Left Hande...
Posted by Drink, Drunk, Dave! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST