Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey

About Me

Hi people! I"m orignally from Ca. Corpus Christi, TX right now, but I'm coming back. There's not much to say about me...most just learn from first hand experience. But if you don't get that pleasure...I'll help you out. See I'm nice! Most people think I'm the bitch of all bitches. I know alot of girls say that...they think it makes them look like bad girls or something, but go ahead and ask anyone...i'm not lying! And it's not so much that I'm mean...I just don't care about you.... I'm very happily married to a wonderful man named Chris! Yes he's in the military and if you don't like it you know what to do!!! He's the love of my life...so with that being said, please don't send any obnoxious comments...they're really annoying. However compliments are always welcome! :) I became a mommy on September 20, 2006! She was born 7 lbs. 4 oz. by c-section! Yea!! Those suck! But she is the greatest thing that could have ever happened to me! My baby boy was born January 3. He was 7lbs. 2oz., so now everything is complete. And if you try to fuck around about them...I'll fuck you up!! Hope we're clear. :) This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)

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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

Inked, The Surreal Life, Law and Order, Commander and Chief, All My Children
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Are You Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?

Paris Hilton
You know you can get any guy you want and you love to flaunt your beauty.. You also think everything is hot!

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Books:

Di Vinci Code, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star Which Playboy Bunny Are You?

Bridget Marquardt
You are Birdget Marguardt! Your are a free sprite most of the time.You love to hang out with your pets and family. You do what you want and is always determend to get what you want.You are a very accomplished women and set high standers for yourself.You stand out with the differn't things you wear -and always love to get a good scare!

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Heroes:

My husband and my kids!! I love you All.

My Blog

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MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb - Collage - Morph...
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A women should

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move outand rent a place of her own, even if she never wants or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...something perfect to wear if the employer ...
Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:02:00 PST

military wife

Dear Military Wife,I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news.I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for peo...
Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:32:00 PST

I loved her like a mother....

On Monday I found out Mark's (my brother's) mom died. She had breast cancer for about the past three years, so it shouldn't have been such a "shock"; for less of a better word. But it was. Every time ...
Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

Oh god!! I'm glad I grew up!

So I was really bored, and started to look for people I went to school with; I was being a stocker.... And I noticed a really weird trend. All the girls I couldn't stand in high school, had pictures w...
Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

Just had to rant.....

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Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Telephone

So do you remember that telephone game you played when you were a kid? Someone would start by telling one person something like, 'My favorite color is red.' Then it goes around the circle and by time ...
Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

stupid bitch!!

So I go to get my hair done and that stupid bitch FUCKS MY SHIT UP!!!!!! I look like a fucking bull dike! I wanted it short, not boy hair short. Then the stupid bitch dyed my hair the wrong fuck...
Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

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Posted by Coming at you like a screaming fire monkey on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:42:00 PST