http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=4095863I work a non-specific position in the marketing / entertainment industry and make a very high and overly specific figure of annual income, $1,826,456.52, to be exact. Although I am very rich and powerful, I am still insecure, so I feel the need to brag about how rich I am. For instance, I was just bragging to a colleague the other day about my new car. It is so expensive and rare that, after they made this one car, at my request, they burned down the factory with all of the employees still inside. I would tell you the name of it, but is has none - it is that rare. The strangest thing about me, is that, even with my important non-specific and high paying job, I still find the time in the middle of the day to post on this site. P.S. I have many other things that are each better than any comparable thing that any of you have.
