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Ivan

Damn it feels good to be a gansta

About Me

Hi. My name is Ivan. In a past life I was a llama in the Andean Mountains of Peru. Name was Herrald. It is my goal in life and my life's mission to escape and return to my ancestral home land and fulfull my destiny. The reason that I have started this site is that through your genorosity in donations I will be able to complete my mission. However, if you do not find it in your heart to help me, I understand, but please be aware that my Wiccan spells may fall upon you; just ask Fang, who no longer moves. I currently live in Brookline with my father, three female room mates and Fang. I was born and raised in Everett, MA (aka The Dirty-E). Anything else you want to know? Just ask.

My Interests

lazer pointers, windows and plastic bags

I'd like to meet:

Simba (from the lion king)

Music:

Reggae, Elton John

Movies:

The Lion King (all time favorite), Lady and the Tramp, Aristocats, Cats (the play)

Television:

Law and Order SVU, Six Feet Under, Cops, Americas Most Wanted, Miami's Animal Police, 60 Minutes

Heroes:

Montecore (the tiger that bit Roy Horn of Sigfried and Roy), Jarrett Barrios, James DiLoreto