In 1836, a year not of our lord, there was a great pestilence which swept across America's heartland. It defiled crops of all kinds and destroyed the morale of our nation's farmers. Three brothers, Malachai, Ezekiel and Jackariah, stepped forward to battle this plague and replant the land, fueling its growth with the blood of the innocent. To spread their message of gruesome rebirth, they began to create music, agricultural anthems so incomprehensibly brutal, the world would never be the same again, and alas, metal as we know it was born from their evil. Unfortunately, because of the high cost of reproducing wax cylinder recordings and the controversy that followed the band, Aggroculture never had commercial success and the songs were lost to the sands of time. Only the most metal of dudes knew of their existence.
Many years later 2007, a group of teenagers in Allston, Massachusetts had a seance in attempt to communicate with Aggroculture. The gates of hell were opened, and the gods of old released Aggroculture upon the world once again to reign supreme and cause pure and ultimate destruction as they possessed the earthly bodies of these unworthy fools who should have never meddled with such great great evil.
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