**L.E.V.I**

well guys im a happy go lucky guy up for a laugh love ma friends to bits, Im your ordinary guy love going out and shaking ma ass to some decent tunes and getting slightly tipsy ok thats a lie i go out to get wrecked haha but thats me kind ,careing no barriers with me I'm allergic to girls' toiletries - perfume, deodorant, tampons, the lot - it's lucky I'm not a girl! Sometimes, I'm envious of animals. I can't climb trees because I'm afraid that seagulls will peck me. I've never been to a football match. Twice I've made up a new word - like 'prang' - then a year later everyone's saying it and no-one believes me when I claim it. I don't know how to whistle but I can make a 'crow' noise which usually does the trick. The issue number on my debit card has now hit the big 20. I don't understand what a 'gift horse' is. My hamster constantly makes me feel bad that I used to feed frozen mice to my Venus Fly Trap (now dead) - I think he sees it as a fundamental waste of mouse. I'm not sure if my Ozzy Osbourne impressions are good or if my friends are just being nice. I don't like 'trendy' food - pesto, seeds, cake made out of carrots - it's just showing off. I don't believe in God but I do believe in love at first sight. I think I'm still a virgin. Well, no, I almost definitely am. Yesterday I exceeded the recommended daily allowance for fizzy caffineCANCER - The BeautyMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile