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About Me

"I LIVE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS FUCKING GREEN"

My name's Olivia. My hands are always warm. I take a bubble blowing class with my friend Tracy. I can blow bubbles with my hands. I like sneakers and I like cooking.

Ask around and you'll probably get better stories.
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My Interests

I'm into this little thing called... Life.
Tracy!, Productivity is admirable, Jamba Juice!, American Apparel!, Letting all your change accumulate then bringing it to be cashed in and being surprised every time about how much money you have, Hoodies, Sneakers, being completely materialistic, I'm optimistic about being pessimistic, Correct spelling/grammar, Intellectuals, Assholes, People that love life, Learning, Debating, Discussing, Always being right, Museums, My little spots around the city, Not drinking, Not smoking, Talking shit, Not talking, Laughing until I can't breathe with TRACY, Winter/Cold weather, Weekly manicures... I'm mainly into myself though.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I'm a sucker for all Old School Soul, Disco, and R&B... I occasionally dabble into Death Metal, Hardcore, Grindcore, Metalcore, core, core, core... I fucks with Jazz, Afro-Latin Jazz, FRANK SINATRA, I'm just into weird shit, I like weird shit man... Some Electronica, David Hasselhoff, I can fucks with Classical, some alternative if it's not too gay, Spanish Guitar shit, HENDRIX, and of course Hip-Hop... but fuck you, only real Hip-Hop alright.

Movies:

I DON'T WATCH MOVIES I WATCH FILMS BITCH, FILM NOIR, FUCK YOU.

Television:

Twenty Fucking Four. Entourage. Project Runway. Top Chef!. America's Next Top Model. Sex & The City. Who's Line Is It Anyways. House MD. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Inside The Actors Studio.

And Shit...

Books:

anything Orwell. anything Dostoyevsky.

The God Delusion. Ishmael.

Heroes:

Tracy Dock-ur-tee.
Dov Charney.

My Blog

"a" & "an".

a very basic convention.there is a table and an elephant.there is a pencil and an element.there is a can and an oval.a [insert word beginning with a consonant].an [insert word beginning with a vowel]....
Posted by olivia on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

one of my many, many pet peeves.

it honestly troubles me when one can not differentiate between, "their", "there" and "they're" or "you're", and "your".let today be the day we (by "we" i mean, "you") learn:their - adj. the possessive...
Posted by olivia on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

fucking twenty fucking four.

starts this sunday!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!i can't wait for the *monday nights of ridiculousness for the next couple of months!!!!!apparently the first 4 episodes alread...
Posted by olivia on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't think i've ever seen hitler smile!
Posted by olivia on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

january '07.

needs to make up its mind. how you wanna be 70 degrees one day, and then snow another day? chill, daddy. don't play with my emotions like this.you better make up your mind, cause i'm not wit it....
Posted by olivia on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

i just had a dream...

that this black couple burned 1000 babies as a sacrifice for Christ on 73rd and amsterdam in an empty lot where a rickys used to be. this led my mother to believe i have a destined career in modern ar...
Posted by olivia on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

borat.

was so incredibly unfunny.
Posted by olivia on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST