I would love to gouge out the eyeballs of the pathetic neophyte poop kicking duck fucker who coined the phrase "pink is punk."I like muffins and soy sauce and crack flavored baby food and squirrel pies and Dark-Wing Duck and tinkle-berry pudding and Harrumphing the man and taking off my shoes and putting them back on and then taking them off again and then putting them back on and then yelling to all the rats of Munchkinland America that God is a defilement of a really good time and a component of the Model T and loves coordinating assembly lines... and after he took credit for creating the universe (they hadn't developed patents back then - so Bob Ross lost proper credit)he got lit on whiskey.