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The King Of Carrot Flowers

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this is pretty much it... my life ammounts to a piece of pressed wood atop four urathan wheels. FIRST LOVE

I'd like to meet:

i dont like that question. well i guess id like to meet this guy who danny told me about. he got a tattoo of a dragon shooting lazers from its eyes on his hand... then he got a tattoo of his hand (with the dragon tattoo, of couse) tattooed on his neck. that guy sounds alright to me

Music:

at the drivein,radiohead, ratm, tom waits, the cure, a fire inside, the misfits, iron and wine, the shins, brighteyes, the temptations, the smiths, tool, jurassic 5, apc, sissor sisters, michael jackson, alexisonfire, my good buddy alan stremel, anti-flag, propaghandi (aaah good canadian punk, i miss that), almost anything that doesnt include axle rose or anyone that is affiliated with him,the weakerthans, beethoven, the hanson brothers (not hanson), ghostface killa, morrisey, the used, buddy holiday, ani difranco, feist, modest mouse, dead prez, jhonny cash, bjork, cat power, devendra banhart, deathcabforcutie, neil young, flogging molly, the hip, rod stewert, incubus, eazy-e, my good buddy ferdi, rise against, the white stripes, skid missle, sparta, the mars volta, pink floyd, DK, the rza, iwan fals, teegan and sara, elton john, arcade fire, sufjan stevens,against me! ugly cassanova, tenacious D, jack j, glassjaw, chad van gaalen, sexpistols, a couple of motley crue songs (mainly kickstart my heart), sara sleen, led zeppelin, atmosphere, madvillian, mf doom... and so on

Movies:

are great for example. any zombie films. the science of sleep. garden state. being john malkovich. keven smith films. opera (needles taped to your eyelids so you have to watch your loved ones get killed infront of you, creeeeeepy). city of god. thrashin' (this is fucking classic "DAGGERS4 4LIFE" and shit) donnie darko. man theres lots! oh i like the ones with skateboarding too.

Television:

... television heads!!!! aahha

Books:

yes i like them. and my favorite is... satanic verses - salaman rushdie hands down. i also got down with a book... um in the time of madness, i think its called. crazyness about magic cannabalism corruption racism and riots in indonesias recient past.

Heroes:

... i remember when kurt tried to, and i quote, "poop out" his "dick" when we had "no shit tickets". he failed but i still put him on a pedistle for his efforts. nice try big bear oh and louie barletta. hes pure genius on a skateboard... bag of suck! who skates like that?!?! um louie? yes. yes indeed people who skate like... emmanuel guzman... like who the fuck ollies a desert? crazy kids from santa cruz thats who.people who paint like this... alex grey tara mcpherson julie heffernanwhat more can i say

My Blog

lastnight, me and knowles...

... were walking in a forest full of naked trees. "i think i hear something" you whispered through cupped hands into my ear, as you pointed into the trees. sure enough, a huge motherfucking grizzley b...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

the saddest bus...

... in the world. its blue and it carries a number 21 along with passengers and a driver. as i climbed inside the blue can of a vehicle, the driver was already speaking to me in a forigen language. ...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:55:00 PST

photographs of photographs...

...   with this box pressed to my chest and these lies in my teeth i cant help myself breathe i cant lie i cant see because& i cant look your shoulder's a horizion as i take pictures of pictures...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

i think someone is following me...

.... and its not the first time. me and jolene walk into a strange shop. its filled to the brim and ready to burst in an explosion of tie dyed masks and fabrics, wooden crocodiles and dragon handled ...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

itll be another day...

... when i keep all the words i think inside of me.  the age of electic keeps all the real things just shy from the bay of reality. and it helps me say every little stupid thing that i think i m...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

i always seem to find...

... a way to make people upset. i do. and honstly dont mean it.  but maybe thats the problem. i just try to tell the truth and i end up stirring my words and thoughts into a slurred missaligned b...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

it turns out that the executive...

... seats are worth the extra rp.60.000 (about $7.00 cdn) to upgrade from business class. business class is a fucking joke on the indonseian rail system.  it took me ages to find my seat tha...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST

you know, sometimes...

...its retarded how fast kinks unkink themselves. this whole situation for example. im really not sure what it was, where it came from or where it was going. but its gone. i got sick. my poop was clea...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

a plane, a trian and ...

 ...some old dude on a bicycle  who pushes me up hills . a  vacation comes at the hight of stress because of the way my mind works. for the few days leading up to it i only think o...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:21:00 PST

who cares...

...? well obviously me because thats why im writing this. there are some new pictures of things that i and others used my (new!) camera to steal these moments from the clutches of time. they are the ...
Posted by The King Of Carrot Flowers on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:37:00 PST