•I am five feet two, fricken yeah I am little.
•I constantly smile...I believe that a little thing like that can make a huge difference to a shitty day.
•I adore my family. They come first and foremost in my life. My parents are awesome. They have an accent even though they have been living in the US for more than 20 years. It is okay though, my dad is funny and my mom cooks the best food.
•I am very fricken sarcastic and I love to make people laugh.
•I think I am funny. I REALLY humor myself. I can sit on a chair and tell myself a joke and I will burst out laughing.
•I am starting to swear A LOT. It may be my third language. If you get offended by it, then shit, too bad. F*ck yourself. LMAO.
Turn ons
•I like the sound of rain. I enjoy sitting inside and hearing the rain drop on my front porch. It's so soothing. IT MAKES ME HOTT, okay kidding, okay not. OKAY I LOVE IT. •When someone invests the time in getting to know me. I love it when someone can captivate me with their words and teach me things that I have yet to learn.
•I LOVE my friends. They are there for me to turn to when I need a shoulder to wipe my snot on, they put smiles on my face when I need support, they are there just to be silly with, they are there for me when I need the advice over stupid shit like boys, they are there for me when I need a dollar for the fricken coke machine, they are there for me when I make a fool of myself, just…they are there for me. Cindy.. Annie.. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
•I fucking love infomercials. I can seriously sit on my ass and watch them all day. VANESSA WILLIAMS IS BRILLIANT IN THE PROACTIV INFORMERCIAL. Okay, I don’t LOVE them, I like them lots.
•I love running around in the rain and jumping in puddles. It makes me feel like a little kid again, holy shit is it ever fun. –Watches the weather channel for when it rains next-
•Karaoke. I fricken suck but holy shit is it ever fun.
Turn offs
•Any form of discrimination. I think it’s one of the most disgusting things to exist in this world. Treat everyone with respect. There is a reason why we are all meshed together.
•People who don’t type words out properly. It just really fricken bugs me and you come off as lazy and stupid sort of.
•PROSTITOTS. This bothers me because holy shit, you’re 13 and prancing around with a shirt that’s smaller than a dishrag. It also bothers me because 79% of my cousins are pre-teens or younger and knowing that they could be doing that as well, makes me nervous.
•Negativity. I am an optimist (most of the time at least). I like to see the glass half full. It’s not healthy being a pessimist, I think so at least. I don’t think it will get you anywhere.
•WHEN WAL-MART LIES ABOUT THEIR ONE HOUR PHOTO DEVELOPING SERVICES. One time they actually took -3- hours to develop 24 pictures. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FALSE ADVERTISEMENT, WAL-MART. However, I do enjoy how some of their DVDs are $6.88. HOLY COW, WHAT A DEAL.
•When people kill jokes. I hate having to explain a joke to a person. It ruins it and it makes me want to kill you, just kidding okay.
•The feeling of disappointing someone. It kills me when I sit here and feel so guilty about letting someone down.
•Asking my parents for money and being given money. That is why I got a job, so I wouldn’t have to feel like a burden on my parent’s backs. I’m grown up now and should not be dependant on them for everything.
You will find out that I'm way sarcastic. I usually will make fun of you if I find you an easy target, but only in a sarcastic manner. I never intend to be a true bitch unless you've deserved it.
[To be continued.. i'm late for class]
