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Cousin Robby

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About Me

LATEST NEWS & LAUGHS ..........Has any of you folk's ever said sumthin and knew right away you should have just kept your dang mouth shut ? It happens to me all the time and you would think I would have learnt my lesson by now. I don't rekon I will ever learn. Mrs.Cousin and me had been shopping over on the island a few days ago and on the way back she saw a Nissian Titan Truck beside us at the light. She was admiring it and then said " I really like them new Titan's ". And without thinking I said " Yeah I enjoy a Titan once in awhile myself " Oh man oh man I knew right away I messed up. You could see the steam coming out of her ears and the flames coming out of her mouth when she lit into me. I am happy to tell ya'll that I am out of the hospital now and if I keep my mouth shut I should heal up enough to go to Mud fest on New Years Day. Believe it or not , a broken nose and ruptured spleen ain't so bad, but the broken collar bone and ribs hurt like hell.....................Till next time " Keep it Countryfied " &reg ..................... copryright© 2008 Robert Johnson All rights reserved

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mr.Webster he seems to know everything...Here are a few of my family

My Blog

Pissed Off

 Well this is not funny but I decided to share it with ya'll. On monday I was hanging out gossiping with some ole friends of mine, and along comes this truck down the road and the damn driver thr...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT

Anybody Have a Taser?

  Anybody Have a Taser?  I Always Wanted a Taser , so I bought one of thosePocket Taser Stun Guns, I figured it would make a great gift for Mrs.Cousin. So heres how it came about, Last...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:46:00 GMT

Ole Friends

Well some of ya'll know I have some problems with my neck and shoulders. So I am taking time off to get them fixed,  during the down time I have been catching up with family and old friends. Seem...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Body Filler

Seems I will be home healing up for a bit due to some problems with my shoulders and neck. Caused by me I must add. So drop me a line and lets catch up on whats happening..................... Well any...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Guest of the county

Sorry for the delay in posting the latest news . Seems I was a guest in the Brevard County Jail fer a Couple days. Anyway its still kinda fuzzy on how I ended up there. I had been repainting the roof ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:52:00 GMT

True Floridians

For everyone else in the world. Here are some things that only True Floridians like myself Know... 1.. Socks are only for bowling.2..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:14:00 GMT

Stupid Questions

 I gotta tell ya'll folks , I have to stop and wonder how people make it as far thru life as they do.  Mrs Cousin got me to thinking about how many stupid questions people ask me a weeks tim...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:27:00 GMT

I'm a God

I gotta tell ya'll folks , seems to many folks will worship to many gods, fer to many reasons. Seems eveyone at my church thinks I am a god. Take what happened last sunday for example. Saturday night ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Dress Code

I gotta tell ya'll folks , the kids today are going to hell in a hand basket. I figure there should be a dress code for the rug rats. Whats up with the young men wearing their britches below their but...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:37:00 GMT

Is it Owl or Oww

 Ya'll folks ever wonder why they called them big birds Owls? I figured it out the hard way and I do mean hard. I have a lil toyota 4x4 off road racer with a  Chevy 327 and a muncie 4 speed ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:49:00 GMT