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I'd like to meet:

Almost every f...ing star in the world, especially Lady GaGa. Jesus would also be an alternative, Shigeru Miyamoto of the Nintendo-staff, Kevin Federline to check if he really stinks, Michael Jackson (I know, boring) and every single pussycat doll =) And of course Patsy Stone:Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone, always called Patsy, is an outrageous, nymphomaniacal, chain-smoking, past-her-prime fashion model who drinks like a fish. She shares a codependent parasitic existence with her old schoolfriend Eddy. This relationship usually results in hilarious, albeit dysfunctional, behaviour and over-the-top conflicts. Unlike Eddy, she is always stylishly dressed, and had a well-paying, do-nothing job with a fashion magazine, which she received after sleeping with the publisher. She then went on to work in "Jeremy's" an exclusive high street fashion store, with clients such as Minnie Driver. Patsy was born in Paris, and her birthday is 30 October. Although her actual age is never clearly divulged, she often states herself to be "39", "41", "42", or "43", and in one episode ("Christmas Special Cold Turkey") a nurse says that she is 65 years old. Her mother was very promiscuous, and neglected Patsy, treating her more as a rival than a daughter. There are several none-too-subtle hints that during the 1970s Patsy underwent a sex change and briefly lived as a man; however, as Eddy reveals, "it fell off". Patsy also has an older sister, Jackie, whom Eddy abhors and who once tried to kill Patsy. In two earlier episodes ("Door Handle" and "The Last Shout"), it is revealed that Patsy lives in the storeroom above Oddbins, a chain of UK off-licences.