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chainsaw cozy

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About Me


I will always be a delicious baby squirrel.
I play with dolls.
I collect garbage.
I don't have TV.
(But) I own over 500 DVDs.
PROTECTED BY STEGOSAURUS.
INFJ.
I am vegetarian.
When the apocalypse comes, I'm gonna eat people.

I'm 6'3", and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape.

Turtle and Sheldon:

My Interests

Drawing - Movies - Ghost Hunting - Art - Museums - Anything that makes me Laugh - Collecting Bones - Toothpicks - Collecting Breadtags - Collecting other people's shopping lists - Goldfish - Guinness - Console: RPGs and Survival Horror

Music:

Elvis Costello - The Clash - The Beastie Boys - The Dead Kennedys - Radiohead - Tom Waits - Angelo Badalamenti - US Bombs - Enter the Haggis - The Dead Boys - Clint Mansell

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead [1979] - Alien - Secretary - Animal House - Dune [1984] - Stop Making Sense - Seven Samurai - John Carpenter's The Thing - Watership Down - Shaun of the Dead - Primer - Kite - Henry Fool - Pan's Labyrinth - Edgar Wright + Simon Pegg - Coen Brothers - Luc Besson - Jean Pierre Jeunet + Marc Caro - Aronofsky - Danny Boyle

Television:

Battlestar Galactica - Twin Peaks - Strangers with Candy - NGEvangelion - Firefly - Flying Circus - ATHF - Harvey Birdman - Spaced - Punky Brewster - Sealab 2021 [Season 1 + 2] - CCS - Venture Bros - Matt Groening (obviously)

Books:

James Joyce - Christopher Pike - Hiroaki Samura - HDThoreau - Stephen King - Frank Miller

Heroes:

BENDER - Don Hertzfeldt - Wolverine

My Blog

Nature vs Nurture

  In absolute desperation for money - I have started working this night job.  It suits my personality (uh, night time) and I get to confuse drunk people with my rapist wit.  Though most...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

I just cant shake that stalking habit.

  Lately I have taken up some recreational stalking during the night shift at the 24-hour Wal--Mart (what else is there to do at 4am?).  It's this guy who is so emo that I find myself simult...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

I live in a fish bowl.

  The worst thing about living in a museum is that everyone considers my time, my material things, and myself to be public property.  I have a million and one horror stories, but I actually ...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

My Nocturnal Habits.

  Another thrilling trip to the condemned mental hospital and equally dilapidated perimeter buildings.  I am very proud to say that I pulled myself into a second story window using two cinde...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:40:00 PST

MySpace takes the edge out of Stalking people.

Before my irritating Reclusive Era (2004  Current) I used to love adventures of intrigue. Often the spacey sort - I sometimes had trouble with that whole line between reality/fantasy thing. I lo...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST

Squirrel Munch Box.

And I didn't even make it up.  I saw this for sale in a feed store and hugged it while old crotchety men bought squirrel death traps.  "Entertaining!" When I got home I found a catalog insid...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

Movies + Food = Foovies.

Overwhelmed.  So many movies are coming out for rent on Tuesday December 19th and I feel that I need to gush about it.   Here are the ones I have seen so far:   Altered There aren't nea...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

I live my life and then live it again digitally.

Am I talking about the movie "Strange Days?"  No. I now own this terribly cute video game called "Harvest Moon."  Every morning in this game I wake up and take the chickens outside so they c...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

It's cold outside.

They like my couch.   
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST

New Shoes.

Ah Finally.  I suppose that I am past due.  I bought the same exact shoe in a different color off eBay.  I emailed the below picture to the eBay seller.  Her first reply stated tha...
Posted by chainsaw cozy on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST