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Liz

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About Me

I am a girl of many talents, I can do tricks better than a dog. These include picking my nose with my tongue, licking people's faces, shovelling horse poo, talking to dolphins, running after ants and being able to smell poo from a mile off, so bath before you speak to me!I'd never forget to mention Jesus because he has changed my life, let me tell you a bit about God. Basically the whole meaning of my faith is that I believe that God sent Jesus down to earth to die on a cross to save all our sins and guilt we carry on our shoulders. I learnt since 1988 (year I was born) that Jesus has never left my side, so if this tiny incy wincy bit of info sends shivers down your spine, then drop me a message and we'll chat n that. Peace Out
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My Interests

My hobbies include:- sport and communication with the human race in my face. Let me explain in more detail, my favourite sport is participating in running around in circles, and I only communicate with one person (BECKI GREENBANK). Oh yer holy yer she is so off the hook and loves to cook, not really. On a serious note she is the bestest friend in the whole wide world and I love her to bits and pieces, she is my rock and if any one ever hurt her in any way shape or form I would kill you. So think wisely before you accept her into your life because we come as a pair.

I'd like to meet:

There are many people whom I would like to meet mmmmmm let me think. Oh of course it has to be... wait for it!!! MR AND MRS SANTA CLAUS, they have to be the busiest, kind and generous people God put on earth (Thanks God). I mean every year they always manage to make my presents at the North Pole, and then MR SANTA CLAUS goes on a diet and pushes his flabby belly through my letter box. P.s. (my Chimney is blocked up) sorry mate tried to tell mum and dad you were true. So listen up all you boys and girls don't ever stop believing in SANTA because if you do he may die and so we wouldn't get presents. But on another serious note Christmas is ultimately about the birth of Jesus Christ. I'd like t meet all the tramps in Derby City Centre. WHAT UP!!!

Music:

I love dogs and cats, loosen up my buttons. Cliff Richard - love you MUM. I generally dislike the following people who can't rap who told them they could? idiot! what were you thinking, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. YOU GET ME. To be honest I don't know all their rubbish names but that shows you how crap they are. My greatest love is Lionel Richie - HELLO IS IT ME YOUR LOOKING FOR- I KNEW IT WAS.

Movies:

Well this is slightly difficult for me, because my friend Becki tells me I know nothing, which is true. We share many films together, them being 10 things I hate about men, never been kissed (thats seriously true). Not really any more but I have one little thing to say I hate scary films and when we were 8 Becki made me watch Scream and it scared me for life.

Television:

Teleision is a pile of poo and wee, but I watch it anyway when Becki's at work or left me for another friend. NOT really as if that would ever happen.

Books:

Well I've had a bad experience with books we just don't gell, but don't get me wrong I have tried. How strange is this I am the biggest geek out so don't try and out do me you brainy boxes! Not really I have the up most respect for brainy ppl.

Heroes:

I AM A HERO, I have many powers - I can hear what you say about me so just don't do it. Cause I'll hunt you down. Thought for the day: W W J D meaning WHAT WOULD JESUS DO! Think before you speak.