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Basics:
Name: Matt Richardson
Date of Birth: September 14th 1987
Birthplace: Newmarket Ontario
Current Location: Milton Ontario
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'1
Heritage: German, Irish
Piercings: Pffft No
Tattoos: Pffftt No
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Rage Against the Machine
Song: New Millennium Homes
Movie: Too many to name
Disney Movie: Fox and the Hound motherfuckers
TV show: Battlestar Galactica
Color: Red
Food: Either pizza or fries
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Checkboard
Drink (alcoholic): Beer
Soda: Coke
Store: Pffffft
Clothing Brand: None
Shoe Brand: Fuck shoes
Season: Winter
Month: December
Holiday/Festival: Canada Day?
Flower: What guy likes flowers....pssssh
Make-Up Item: I don't use makeup
Board game: Risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Neither
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet?
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: In Person(
Looks or personality: Both
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Finishing this
Most missed memory: I don't have one
Best physical feature: Penis(chamon you didn't expect me to write that?)
First thought waking up: "Who are you?"
Hypothetical personality disorder: Antisocial Personality Disorder
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Boobs
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar the Grouch(broke ass)
Fairytale alter ego: Pfft
Most stupid remark: "Oh...yeah...well...you're gay!"
Worst crime: Murder
Greatest ambition: To kill you
Greatest fear: I am fearless
Darkest secret: I am......................................BATMAN
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: A used condom
Worst habit: Sex
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Curse: You know it
Shower daily: Of course
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: No I'm not gay
Sing: Uh no
Play an instrument: Skin flute
Get along with your parents: No
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: Depends if she's hot enough
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: Uh...if any guys say yes, please insert foot to mouth
Cook: Yeah
Speak another language: Yeah
Dance: Terribly
Sing: No
Touch your nose with your tongue: Let's see......................................no
Whistle: Yeah
Curl your tongue: No
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: No
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: Yes
Made prank calls: Yes
Sent someone a love letter: No
Stolen something: Yes
Cried yourself to sleep: Lord no.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? People who chew gum and talk, or chew gum loudly
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Any time
Name three things you can't live without: Me, Myself and I
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? Parents
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Oh good god yes
What is you middle name? James
What are you nicknames? Cager, Demoritus, Snake, Matt and Dangles
Are you for or against gay marriage? I support the choice, not the lifestyle
What are your thoughts ..ion? Go for it
Do you have a crush on anyone? No
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? I am Highlander, I can't
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 16
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Probably
What is the last law you�ve broken? Uh...hmm......probably speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dirty blonde(them blonde streaks are hot)
Eye color: Any
Height Not too tall, not too short
Weight Fatties need not apply
Most important physical feature: Oh sweet christ. Lips legs breast and ass
Biggest turn-off Fat chicks, and bitches
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.comMy name is Matt Richardson, I'm 20 years old. I live in Milton, Ontario in Canada. I like to play hockey, party, play some videogames and paintball. I also enjoy listening to music and my favourite band is Rage Against the Machine. I'm also probably the chillest guy you'll meet, I don't take much serious because life is too short, I also never shut up if you know me well enough.
