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RONNAPALOOZA

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About Me




I was very young when I was born. In a previous life I was Genghis Khan and in my present one I was actually born a female - NAH - Just kiddin' folks - BUT - I probably had you going there for a minute, huh? Seriously gang, after a short-lived gig as a charismatic cult leader, a brief stint soon followed as a Vegas show girl in the late 1980's. Then after my 10th marriage, the birth of my 12th child, my 22nd career change (within 10 months), my 24th stint in rehab, and a job being a roadie for a now-defunct boy band - I decided to rededicate my life to my lord and personal savior L. Ron Hubbard.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Mr. Haynie from Green Acres, The Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority, Richard Dawson, Arthur Digby Sellers, Thunderhead Hawkins, The Reverend Willie G, Gene Rayburn, H. E. Pennypacker, Elvis' Karate Instructor, Jerry El Dini, Don Wiley, The King of All Media, Bun E. Carlos, Joey Buttafuco, Brett Michael's wigmaster, Lambchop Larry, Doyle Hargraves, National Recording Artists, Irene Ryan, Pigpen, Lester Moran, Jim Jones, Uncle Fester, Curtis Loew, Heidi Fleiss, Otis Spunkmeyer, Junior Samples, Muhammad Ali, Helen Crump, David Koresh, David Allan Coe, Don King, Jeff Galooly, Sir Denis Eaton Hogg, Pearly Lee Tolliver, Corky's Hairdresser, Bob Sackamato, Ann B. Davis, Vertis E. Hampton-Goldston, Walter Sobchak, Dan Blocker, Sorell Booke, Lemmy, Alfalfa, Tango Charlie, Darla, Norman Fell, Stymie, Buckwheat, Opie, Tonya Harding, D.B. Cooper, Josephine Baker, Paul Farance, Bryan Singleton, Jimmy Nicholas, Blanca Nicholas, Roselyn Muhammad, Faheem Muhammad, Frank Tyson, Fernand Diaz, Peter Madonie, Kai Chase, Michael Armstrong, Jack London, Peter Midani, Omar Arnold, and Frances Bavier.

My Blog

The 2008 Presidential Election & 21st Century Nihilism

Marketing techniques amaze me. What amazes me the most is the hook, line, and sinker approach that most Americans submit themselves to. Better translated: Most Americans take things at face value wit...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Modern Day Absurdities & Things That Disgust Me

Chachi is 46 and pregnant and aparently lives comfortably from Charles in Charge residuals.....  Brett Michaels is balding and looks ridiculous reliving the 1980's.....  But I personally do ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:45:00 GMT

IPOD’S, Disclaimers, & Flavor of the Day

I am pushing 40.  Or shall I say 40 is pushing me....  Who knows - it is all relative anyway.  I dig it.  It is cool.  I have found that knowledge & experience and "t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:00:00 GMT

Words Used Incorrectly - People get a dictionary, please!

Recently, I have been reviewing resumes for individuals seeking employment.  In this day & age nothing really bugs the sh*t out of me more than the incorrect use of the English language....&n...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:00:00 GMT

The Honorable Mentions Hall of Fame

Yogi Berra once said, "When you get to a fork in the road, you take it."  I love Yogiism's.  Problem is with me, I always tended to just get off the road (taking neither fork) and ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Hu$h Money, Work, Skepticism, & Football Season

This weekend is the weekend I have with my son.  I always look forward to it.  Except when I have to work.  I always hate it for him (on those weekends) - ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:30:00 GMT

King Elvis, Pharmaceuticals, Col. Parker, & The Lunatic Fringe

Elvis.  The name alone says it all.  Today marks the 30th anniversary of his death at age 42.  Time has disclosed a majority of the great shroud of secrecy that once...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Optimism - My Constant Ongoing Frontier

I just turned 39 a little over a week ago.  Hey - I'm comfortable with it, though.  I have no misgivings about getting older (actually no regrets ).  Honestly, I am glad that I hav...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:06:00 GMT

Barry Bonds & Hypocrisy

Barry Bonds will soon break major league baseball's most hallowed record.  And you know what?  Good for him.  I will gain nothing or lose nothing when he does it.  I will not ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:26:00 GMT

The Way It Is In My World

It really bothers me when my 8 1/2 year old starts reciting "Say hello to my little friend!"  Or  says "Hey Dad I know how Baby had puppies.." - Oh, boy..... Paris Hilton?&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:36:00 GMT