I went to school. I graduated with a degree in Law Enforcement. The only law I regularly enforces, however, is "Robert's Way or No Way."
I plays guitar, and records music in my front room/guest bedroom.
I get lots of complaints from other tenants in My apartment complex. Most of the complaints revolve around things my friends do.
My friend Matt let his dog swim in the apartment swimming pool once. Many complaints resulted.
I have been knownto wear a shirt that says "F.U.C.K." on it. (It has probably also made its way into a complaint or two.)