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About Me

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My Interests

Kat, good friends, Gary+Bananas.WoW, movies, reading comics. Every day is a lesson in patience which I fail. Miserably, but I'm working on it.

I'd like to meet:

People who follow the golden rule

The dapper English gentleman that sports the giant red umbrella in the Travelers insurance commercials.

Music:

...is dead. Nice work emos, Austin hippie cool kids and dumbshit hip hop narcissist retards; you won.

Movies:

Jaws, THE DARK KNIGHT!, The Big Lebowski, Fletch, The Empire Strikes Back, The Hunt for Red October, Conan the Barbarian, The Pink Panther series,Alien(s), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Godfather,Raiders of the Lost Ark, Army of Darkness, Blade Runner, The Road Warrior, Clint Eastwood westerns, Fight Club, Star Trek II, Batman Begins,The Prestige, 300, Smokey and the Bandit, Shaun of the Dead, Sid and Nancy, A Christmas Story, Chasing Amy

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Heroes, Venture Bros.,Dexter, The First 48; R.I.P- Spaced/X-Files/Firefly/Arrested Development/The Wire/Sopranos/Deadwood/Rome.

If you watch The Hills you're what's wrong with the world so please don't procreate.

Books:

lots..currently I'm reading "The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt"

Heroes:

Batman, Thor, Superman, Shatner, Christopher Reeve, Gary.

People who hate parades although I may be the only one...and I'm fine with that. Whatever force, be it man or of the ethereal, that snatches the life out of the Jonas Brothers.

My Blog

10.22.08 -

So today was back to the grind after 6 months of Groundhog dayesque nothingness; wake up (whenever), sit around watching tv (lots of Law and Order), eating (whenever, whatever). Add a dash of revolvin...
Posted by Burns on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:00 PST

Teenage Lobotomy

Ok so I wasn't going to say anything for fear of being a self aggrandizing jerk but I changed my mind for fear of looking like a martyr not to mention out of respect for the friends that *do* ca...
Posted by Burns on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:19:00 PST

04.07.08 or WTF does this stuff always happen to me?

I DARE you to think you see more weird shit than I do. Bring it....
Posted by Burns on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

03.28.08

Having no real agenda other than trying to kill boredom, I submit the following:I’ve come to the realization that the worst drivers on the road are not (as previous suspected) women, old people ...
Posted by Burns on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:55:00 PST

09.19.2007

Going to see Old Man Rollins (Henry, actually) tonight in Austin; I hope he doesn't spend too much time telling us what we know - the war in Iraq is fucked up, politicians are liars, he masturbates to...
Posted by Burns on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

09.18.2007

Feeling off kilter a bit after some of drama this past week - I'm not so much stressed just a feeling of tied hands and I don't do well in situations where I can't unload or respond with some sort of ...
Posted by Burns on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

09.12.2007

Today may be the longest day ever. Woke up late even after going to sleep early (2330) and cruised into work with a less than vigorous demeanor. I'm in direct violation of the dress code, sorta, so I'...
Posted by Burns on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

Yay! One less reason to read!

BEOWULF!!!I was actually quite interested in this when I heard they were making it - Crispin Glover as Grendel?? Are you kidding? Anyway, I shudder to think of the English reports that wil...
Posted by Burns on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:34:00 PST

Sublimation

I've had this thing gnawing at me for awhile; too much sitting on my ass letting things just happen. Too much worrying about what other people are doing and not enough about what I'm not. Too much tal...
Posted by Burns on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST

Intarweb Babble and my fading work ethic

Continuing my obsession with horrible grammar, disasterous punctuation and the excessively inarticulate, I came across a review of a commercial for Yahoo! this morning; the commerci...
Posted by Burns on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST