Colbius, The Lake Troll

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there are only a few things that make my soul: heavy metal, Christianity, cartoons, wrestling, and good friends.to put it in the words of a cartoon character from "nuggets,":"Well that boy is as dead as Christopher Reeves' sex life, but he did squirm, I tell you, my angel of a wife. funny story you see I was racing with the other Turks, mind you this was before the whole Nixon debacle, now I saw a ball fly out in the middle of the road but back in the days of Jumpin Jack Flash we never stopped for no ball so I just kept right on going and POW faster than a wetback with a greencard this lovely little lady ran out into the middle of the road and decided to pop her head open all over my new bondo job. Now if you ever believed in love at first sight... well this isn't that kind of story 'cause I thought she just looked like Fabio at Six Flags. Long, beautiful hair, and, yunno, lots of blood. Makes me wonder why I decided not to pull the plug. But when I think about it, I love her, I mean she's stable, she's there when I need her. She'll never leave me... on her own acord, that is. Speaking of somebody who doesn't squirm, I'll tell you about the first time we made love. now on account of her condition, we had to use a wooden board as a surface and,...".. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What Horror Movie Creature/Killer Are You???
Jason
You were drowned at a camp, after being chased and picked on by other children, for looking funny, now you kill who ever comes back to the camp.

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