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*I am my own species* *get over it* *cuz you love it* *I am NOT a serious person* *Life is short live it LOUD!* *Live love laugh* *Forgive and Forget..keep the scares as a reminder* *dont judge*

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WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:56:00 GMT

Who’s the Daddy?

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in   the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way....   Who's yo Dad...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:01:00 GMT

Use Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying veryhard to become accustomed to the first grade.The biggest hurdle they faced was that theteacher insisted on NO baby talk!You need to use 'Big People' words," s...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:01:00 GMT

gotta love drunk people

Sometimes You've Gotta Love Drunk People... A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.The man got up and went to the door where a drunken stranger, st...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:56:00 GMT

New Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:22:00 GMT

Passion for animal advocacy

If I asked you what message you would like to send out to the world about how everyone can help make this world a better place for all animals...what would you say? Dear Myspace reader, or friend Plea...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:55:00 GMT

HELP WANTED: STELLA, Wake Up! Street Team

Hey Everyone, Stella, Wake up! would like to start a street team. (I for one love this idea) If you have not YET listened to STELLA, Wake up! PLEASE do. They are amazing. You can find the link to thei...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Check out this video: Godspeed

Breath it in....Check out this video: Godspeed Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:57:00 GMT

HOOAAHHH!!!!

You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end._________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.__________________________You compla...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:19:00 GMT

nation praying for Blacksburg , VA and for our country

Father, right now we acknowledge You & we acknowledge Your presence &Your sovereignty. Father we lift up Virginia Tech & the people affectedby the evil that has taken place on the campus. ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:52:00 GMT