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Introduction to the Ladder The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female interaction. It has its basis in many years of sociological field testing. it was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA. My acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory.Foundations of Ladder Theory Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.Before we get to the core of the ladder theory let's introduce a few lemmas.Lemma 1:Every time you meet someone you give them a quick mental rating. Just how this is done is based on your sex, like so:It should be noted that this is not an entirely conscious process. To make it clear here's an illustrative example of what really happens:Bob Meets Jane Then Bob Meets ConnieNow the ladder theory description goes like this:Bob Meets Jane Bob sizes her up based on the above criterion Bob puts her on the ladder Bob meets Connie Bob sizes her up based on the above criterion Bob puts her on the ladder above JaneYou can recognize this has gone on because Bob says " I'd like to fuck Jane, but not as much as I want to fuck Connie"I think that everyone has heard this or something like it enough times for us to accept it as axiomatic and move on. You might be thinking, " Well what about Jane and Connie?" We'll get to them next.
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