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Charlie Sunshine and the Sunshine Experience

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Born in the mountains of Kentucky, Charlie was raised by a pack o' necks. Momma was his sister, daddy was his uncle. At the age of four, Charlie got accidently plugged in the head with a double barrel shotgun full of birdshot. Daddy thought Charlie was an empty bottle o' beer. From that point on, Charlie became quite different from the family that raised him. Although he still liked his possum stew, at the same time Charlie was awaken by the powers of his philosophical mind. Thus, he still liked using his teeth to open beer bottles, but he also became a thinker like that of Buddha, Socrates, and Nietzche, to name a few. Charlie soon realized that his life's work was to use his great wisdom to help those that needed such help. Sure, Charlie might become real "friendly" with a sheep now and then, but he also knows the answers to the universe. WEEEEE DOGGIE!!!If you have a question for Charlie, please send him a message. According to Charlie, he'll get back to you before the flies start gathering around his homemade chocolate bars.------------------------------------------------Epilogu e- On Saturday, September 30, 2006, Charlie Sunshine went a dirt nappin'. Several days later, he rose from the grave. Unlike Jesus coming out us his tomb, Charlie was sent back to do the Devil's work. He is still trying to figure out what that is. In the meantime, since Charlie has now been able to unlock all the answers to the universe, he is ready for all of your questions. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot...for some strange fuckin' reason, he now has a hankerin' for brains. He is a ghost, not the undead, so he is confused as you are. If you would like to donate some brains to curb his cravin's, message us and we will tell you where to send them.

My Blog

Are done country tis of thee!!!!

Some fellars and lady fellars have done been telling me that I gots ta post a new blog. Well, since it's the done 4th of July, I done figered I should post one up about are great country and all the l...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:21:00 GMT

That done thar is "Sacrilicious"!

Now I been getting some of dat bonified rash of shit because as a wisdom fellar, I guess I'm supposed ta' spew out some of dat home-made spiritualistic who-ha. I know I done ain't been saying much lat...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 16:11:00 GMT

Thought provoking horse shit....

I'm done the first one to admit I try to answers questions about done everythang from soup to nuts but I done got one thought for you to ponder upon. Here it goes (it's kinda deep but think about it.....
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:35:00 GMT

Doin' Time in Hell: Part 2

So thar I was, laying on tha' floor like Elvis drooped over on tha' bathroom rug. All of a sudden I done started to hear somethin' like electricity poppin'. Then I started to feel like somethang was p...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:38:00 GMT

Doin' time in Hell: Part 1

I was mindin' mine own business, drinking stale beer, smoking stale butts, eating stale pork rinds and watching stale telervision on a borin' Saturday Morn. You fellars ever see those "Messin' wi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:55:00 GMT

I'm BAAAACCCKKK!!!!

To do "his" biddin'. Whatever da' fuck that is. Hey, any of you fellars got any brains....I'm fuckin' starvin'.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:59:00 GMT

Good night, my dear friend....

As Charlie Sunshine's publicist, it is with great regret and sadness that I must inform you that at 3:03 P.M. today, Charles Keebler Sunshine was pronounced dead at Our Lord of the Great Saints H...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 17:20:00 GMT

Social Studies fer those with short term memories....

Alrighty, it's time fer Good Ole' Charlie to teach all ma' childrens out thar a lesson in Social Studies. Not like what you done learned in school like the Civil War, FDR, and all that shat. Instead i...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:33:00 GMT

Stupid things Charlie done did.......

Fellars and lady fellars, and children's of all ages, except for the 12 year olds. Fuck you, 12 year old childrens! This ain't for you. Man's gotta set limitations. Know whatta' mean? So, I'm sitting ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:28:00 GMT

Wisdom for "the Left Hand Side" AKA Charlie's mind chunder

O.K. fellars. First of all, I gots to say, I don't know if you fellars are still in school or college or whatever but you folks are done gonna turn out alright in life because you already seem to be t...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:48:00 GMT