Anyone and everyone. Especially those who are teetering on the edge of sanity, drunks, whores, celebrities, animals, major food groups, band groupies, religious freaks, anti-religious freaks, freaks in general, skydivers, band geeks, spam eaters, spam senders, spam blockers, rejects, the 'in crowd', policemen, criminals, jocks, nerds, fat people, skinny models, skinny puppies, cartoon characters, dead people, people who wish they were dead, people who are brain dead, people who are socially dead, special interest groups, lack of interest groups, sex toys, sex deprived, americans, foreigners, swimming pools, movie stars, black gold (aka texas tea), psychos, angry people, happy people, lonely people, fictional characters, people with character, comedians, commodians, cambodians, transients, rich people, Mr. T, Mrs. Puff, starbucks addicts, star wars addicts, Santa, Satan, Jesus, the Dalai Llama, Dracula, Frankenstein, Barry Manilow, Gene Simmons, Jared the Subway guy, Jack Skellington, people who wear glasses, people who need glasses, hillbillies, rednecks, artsty fartsy types, andy warhol wannabe's, teenagers, senior citizens, repbulicans, democrats, green party members, Rainbow Brite, clowns who ride unicycles, barrel racers, speed racers, speedo wearers, boxers or briefs wearers, geckos and geicos, uninsured motorists, J Lo's ass, Ted Nugent, Newt Gingrich, the Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Barbra Streisand, the Grim Reaper, Teddy Ruxpin, and anyone else who wants to trade insults. I'll pretty much add anybody, unless you just appear to be a total moron. Bands, hot chicks, food and household products, and fellow sarcasm-filled people always welcome! Oh...and all the Toms. Love em all. You can never have too many Toms. I would NOT, however, like to have people on my list who continuously send out bulletins about the 'friends train' every 5 seconds, or people with private profiles (especially under 18!!). I'm not joining any trains, and I'm not adding a bunch of 14-yr old freaks just because they want to get to a gazillions friends. Sorry guys!
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