Extinction |
There are a lot of fun games you can play on public transport. Spotting the undercover ticket inspectors (Hint: Anyone acting nonchalant. Actual 'customers' are waiting to be knifed by the guy talking...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:44:00 GMT |
Extremely UNsuccessful makeovers. Amazingly, nothing to do with Britney. The idiot. |
As those who fall heavily by the wayside on The Biggest Loser know, not every attempt at reinvention ends with stunning success. New careers stutter and fail, businesses fold, and not everyone can be ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:12:00 GMT |
Weird sex stuff |
I've just had the most PECULIAR phone call, and I'm wondering if any other performers/peeps have had a similar experience.Phone rings, I answer, "Fiona here"."Is that Fiona Scott-Norman?"."Yes"."Me an...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:27:00 GMT |
Extreme Cultural Makeovers |
Sometimes it can seem that things never change. Simone's still with Warnie, Eddie's still a quizmaster, the barrier reef is still dying. But there are such things as spectacularly successful reinventi...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
Paris Hilton - no more benign than that itchy freckle on your arm |
I know it's tempting to ignore Paris Hilton. Or at least try to. Although why not attempt something easier, say, eating spaghetti through your nose? Like god, charred and shocked native wildlife, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:38:00 GMT |
Clean Slate |
Things are going to be different this year. Not because you've resolved to learn french/quit biting your nails/stop picking up hitch-hikers, killing them in a rush of bloodlust, and dumping their muti...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 23:52:00 GMT |
Accidental Racism |
We all make mistakes. Having that drink for the road, anything with shoulder pads, attempting to sneak through Indonesian customs with a kilo of smack strapped to your stomach. But there..s a world of...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:27:00 GMT |
Old chicks rock |
Everyone was so impressed by Lara Bingle on Torville & Deans Dancing On Ice. The commentary team couldnt stop wittering on; Shes picked up those difficult ice dance moves so well! Its amazing! Shes o...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:26:00 GMT |
Ain't it the truth |
As every daytime television afficiano knows, the truth does not always set you free. The truth (Youre adopted, Im in love with your sister, I can only get an erection if Im wearing a nappy), can get y...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:12:00 GMT |
Sorry. Not. |
Sorry.It takes less than a minute to compile a list as long as your large intestine of things that aint what they used to be. Nostalgia, clearly, followed closely by tomatoes, petrol prices, aging gra...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:39:00 GMT |
