Samuél "de la Gente"

I used to live in Detroit, where babies carry guns and the streets are made of broken limbs. Now I live in Seattle off of Aurora - right between the sex shop, the other sex shop, the Arco, the other sex shop, the other sex shop, and the gun store.
To know me is to experience crippling lust and an unyielding sense of remorse. I enjoy the Die Hard Trilogy, moon pies, fire, backscratches, absinthe, enemas, dudes who admire ultimate fighting champions, and the occasional gut punch. Also, sometimes I get constipated.
I drop beats so hot it melts asses. Come watch.
The Goondocks:
Listen!
Capitalizing on the recent Seattle trend to have me in your band and to include the word "the" in your name, The Goondocks rip shit hella in the style of Barbara Streisand with a twist of Bette Midler. If you're ballsy enough to handle that, please check us out at myspace.com/gdocks . If you have ever liked or hated any music at all, you're sure to absolutely love the Goondocks. So, please download our music fo' freezy and wake up to it every day of the year.
And here is the hot music video we created for our song about Seattle. Watch it. Cry. Watch it again. Pee.
The Red Note:
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6 piece brassy acoustic rock-tourage with enough chutzpah to make a grown 4-year-old weep. Check us out at therednote.com and myspace.com/therednote. Long ago we finished our first and only full-length album. It fuckin rocks AND makes a great Christmas present for Grandma or that cute girl in accounts receivable you're still trying to shag!
Sadly, The Red Note is no more. 3 of us got the other 3 pregnant. Hijinks, hilarity and sadness ultimately ensued. Someone got slapped. And we shall never speak of it again.