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SFO?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Yaaayyyy! Shitfaced!

Music:

music

Books:

Life of Pi, Of Human Bondage, Life After God, Naked, Cat's Cradle, Nickel and Dimed, William Blake poems, Nervous Conditions, Brave New World, Utopia, The Power of One

Heroes:

oma

My Blog

Public

An obese russian lady got on the bus wearing tight clothes and fishnets. She was wearing a mini mini skirt that stopped right halfway down her bare ass. Yes, bare ass. I cocked my head the opposite di...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

Garment District is off the hizzy

 LA redeemed itself.   I discovered the fashion district of LA. Oh, I was in a frenzy of fabric shopping like you wouldn't believe! The same shit I bought in San Francisco is about 80% cheap...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:54:00 PST

hobnobbin it

My man and I decided to walk around our West Hollywood 'hood. It's not that nice. I expected to see all these girls walking around in designer shit and guys dialing their blackberries, but I saw only ...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

Checked again---LA still sucks

LA still sucks. I get whistled at all the time. No one's ever seen someone fucking walking before? The air sucks, my belly's turning to jelly. The only good thing to come out of this is that Binky fin...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

eat from trader joes, get the fucking runs!

I got a bad case of diarrhea from frozen dim sum from Trader Joes so I decided to write them a letter because I like doing that to big companies. You get free shit in return for your compliance. Anywa...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

Rapsters N Girls....Good Combination....

I met Chuck D at SD Comic Con. It was great. I think there was me, 1 black guy, and carbon copies of the fat comic book guy from The Simpsons in line. After I got my pic taken with him, I heard some n...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST

8

I saw my family's reality show and, damn, my face was chunky! They filmed it April 2005 during a time when I let myself go and stopped going to the gym.I swear to you--i really swear to you that I'm n...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:57:00 PST

Gavie and me

San Francisco's favorite boytoy, Mayor Gavin Newsom, was at SF City College today. When we took our picture, I totally copped a feel of his side. FYI, dudes: he's totally meaty and muscular.Haiku for ...
Posted by Cheap Shoes on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:18:00 PST