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Coco

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About Me

Hmm.. About me... Well, I'm five nine (and three quarters)and love a good random ramble. Last time I checked I'm an apprenticeship with New York City Ballet, but thanks to a suprise stress fracture that may be on the rocks. As of now I get paid (on occasion)workers comp and try not to blow out my brains. You know, the sweet life. I have two dogs back home in Alabama, one's blind and when I come home I often find her staring blankly in the corners of our house (sad, but funny) the other has three legs. More useless info? Well when I was three my older brother convinced me to play on a cinderblock, being young and impressionable I did. I now have a scar to forever remind me that I lack common motor-skills, yeah, I don't know how I made it this far in ballet. Still want more ramblings? Well, you'll just have to be my friend now won't you.Ps. I'm a notoriously bad speller p.ss I should mention that the afore mentioned scar, really isn't that bad. It's not like people stop on the street to point and stare, it's just a little something... adds character...so don't be scared, be my friend!Coco Lipshitz

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I'd like to meet:

Really cool people. Duh. I love to laugh, and the more immature the humor, somehow, the funnier it gets. In example farts will be funny till the day I die, and nothing gets me like someone falling or tripping. I'm not really answering this question am I? Okay, so basically if your are really immature and fart a lot and have bad depth perception and happen to be really REALLY cool, lets be friends.Oh, and this girl...
Get this video and more at MySpace.com Ha HA! That clip just gets better everytime I watch it, gotta love a dumb bitch, you just gotta!

My Blog

bitch

Packing is a big ol' bitch
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 00:04:00 GMT

CT Scan

I finally got the authorization for a CT scan, so I'm waking up in close to five hours to see if I can get this godforsaken "high fashion" three pound left boot off. Oh Hospital of Special Surgeries p...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 23:20:00 GMT

123 ROCK!

Congrats Big A on making it to the end!! Can I hear a what what for the brass monkeys, (what what echo... echo..) I'm here in alabama having a grand old time with both  my familiy and good old fa...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 00:58:00 GMT

Sick

Before I went to bed on Wednesday night I thought to myself, "hey! I haven't been sick in a long time, this rocks" I woke up the next morning with a sore throat and crazy congestion. I'm now sniffing,...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 15:03:00 GMT

ASL

When I was a weenie home schooled 10 year old I had this small obsession with Sign Language. I owned books like The Joy of Signing and my mother even took me to the school for the deaf and blind, but ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:33:00 GMT

I did it!

I would just like to announce that I successfully made it 24 hours without myspace.  I feel so strong, as if I can do anything, cure world hunger perhaps? But now I'm back and I don't know i...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:48:00 GMT

Jessica Lange

I can now add to the list of Porbably Not the Smartest Thing to Do, drinking three glasses of wine with very little food at a hoity toity Jessica Lange Tribute event during daylight on a Monday. ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 19:43:00 GMT

Easter tidings

Happy Easter children, Remember that today is the day that you are supposed to feel a horrible guilt for everything you've ever done in your life because some has DIED because of your carelessness.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:40:00 GMT

Grrr

People are so fucking stupid it kills me.  Just a quick question, what ever happened to being cool? Or smart? I mean I know those things are totally overrated when you're hot enough for the VIP r...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 00:36:00 GMT

Make me do something useful

Oh sweet mother Mary and her precious little carpenter, I just spend WAY too much time fucking around on Myspace.  Oh, and I'm still here writing this senseless blog that is just going to waste o...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 19:21:00 GMT