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Cole Solo-Man 5000

It would hurt a lot worse... to rip my heart from my chest... if I wasn't already dead from the KNIF

About Me

My name is Cole Callaway.

I am 17-years-old.

I am a senior at Cibola High School.

I play bass guitar and sing.

I am looking for a new band.

I am told that I'm an asshole.

I play Halo.

I play Guitar Hero.

I play hacky sack.

I was in Europe during the World Cup.

Shit happens.

My Interests

Music.

Games.

Movies.

Humor.

Horror.

I'd like to meet:

Les Claypool, Ryan Martinie, Rob Zombie, Stan Lee, George Lucas, the guy from Police Academy that makes all the noices, and Carl Thompson.

Music:

- Primus
- Mudvayne
- Dragonforce
- Tenacious D
- Demons and Wizards
- Iced Earth
- Children of Bodom
- Gogol Bordello
- Lamb of God
- Rush
- Motorhead
- Stray Cats
- Mastadon
- Slipknot
- Soulfly
- Helloween
- Outkast
- Abominable Iron Sloth
- Kamelot
- Dream Evil
- Immortal Technique
- 311
- Guns n' Roses
- AC/DC
- Dimmu Borgir
- Sublime
- Black Sabbath
- Frog Brigade
- Oysterhead
- Run DMC
- Surreal
- Trivium
- Sausage
- Rob Zombie
- White Zombie
- Holy Makeral
- Deftones
- Will Haven
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Blue Oyster Cult
- Skid Row
- Ted Nuggent
- The Horrifics
- Pantera
- Iron Maiden
- Murderdolls
- Chuck Berry
- Genesis
- ZZ Top
- Pink Floyd
- Buckethead
- Gabby La La
- Bucket of Bernie Brains
- Probot
- Black Label Society
- David Bowie
- Billy Idol
- Masters of Reality
- etc, etc...

Movies:

- Star Wars (all)
- House of 1000 Corpses
- The Devil's Rejects
- Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
- Edward Sissorhands
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Big Fish
- Team America
- Chicago
- Punisher
- Alien vs Predator
- Predator
- Predator 2
- Back to the Future (all)
- UHF
- Orgasmo
- BASEketball
- Detroit Rock City
- Labyrinth
- Pee Wee's Big Adventure
- Lords of Dogtown
- Rockadoodle
- The Big Lebowski
- Poolhall Junkies
- Wayne's World
- Wayne's World 2
- Ninja Turtles (all)
- Ghostbusters
- Ghostbusters 2
- Lord of the Rings (all)
- Spaceballs
- Disasterpieces
- Hook
- etc, etc...

Television:

- South Park
- Robot Chicken
- The Simpsons
- Futurama
- Korgoth of Barbaria
- Tom goes to the Mayor
- Space Ghost coast-to-coast
- Pokemon
- Beavis and Butthead
- Wild Boys
- Conan O'Brian
- Headbanger's Ball
- AL TV
- etc, etc...

Books:

Everyone poops

Heroes:

You.

My Blog

Halo movie script

This is probably a rough draft...but you get the idea... Yes folks, we at Latinoreview got ourselves the multimillion-dollar script of Halo by Alex Garland! I had to pull some Sam Fisher Splinter Cell...
Posted by Cole Solo-Man 5000 on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:47:00 PST