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Dana

I am sorry i knew where the ibuprofen was

About Me


Drunk People Part I
I love sucking dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im fucking tasered trasedhed...i just got home form rikys and i love you lman ! i vucking fllove you! sddude letes hang tou tomorrow@ sweel stuff i love tou m an girls fucking drink when you dgereg drinks!
Drunk People Part II
hey babe, sorry i missed your aclll call........iam adurknd as fuckal right now..........i met somse tpeople at thae bar and htey abought me drinsk ing i got drunk as dfukc igotr a ride ohome from this ddude id onteven remember this shit i had a few amrgaritas and afe4w berredrs oooooooooooh shit ..........im' ringing in the 21 like you wouldnt beilienve i wish you were he5re, i love you ................................bra nmdon
Drunk People Part III
my next door niebor sorry right comes over were fuckin around and shit and all i get is head what the fuck ! damnit ! dumn drunk bitch ,,who gives head and doesnt fuck ! anyway im gonna go jerkoff now so i can sleep bye !!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU STEAL MY FRIEND AWAY FROM ME ? HE DOESNT EVER HOLD ME ANYMORE , HE JUST PUSHES ME AWAY IM SICK OF IT , LEAVE HIM ALONE SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER , OR ILL SHOW WHATS REALLY HOOD BIAOTCH ! man its 6am and im still drinking but earlier this afternoon i moved out of my apt. and away from my x kind of wierd though i feel kinda sad that shes gone even though she is a phyco bitch ! but i heard giza i mean gemma gone where did she go ? when will she back ? and most importantantly when are we getting fucked up agian bioatch ! your fucking buddy samantha

My Interests

people i am a people person. snowboarding, water sports with Brita (tubing, skim boarding, boating, etc.), hanging out with friends, partying, school. PLAYING WoW! work work work.

I'd like to meet:

sex and cigs bonus!

Music:

A Perfect Circle. tool. trapt. crossfade. Muse. Hoobastank. Hollywood Undead. Mars Volta. Cranberries. thousand foot krutch. STAIND. Korn. Disturbed. Soil. Avenged Sevenfold. The Faint. Head Automica. James Blunt. Coheed and Cambria. Peaches. Glass Jaw. Panic at the disco. Death Cab for Cutie. Rilo Kiley. Cartel. Gatsby's American Dream. RA. Skindred. Mindless Self Indulgence. And the list could go on forever.

Movies:

well i like indiana jones lol, and funny movies like anchorman. i like uhhh chick flick on ocassion. and my action films conair and face off. so good. mmmmm harry potter and lord of the rings werent bad.... my absolute favorites are se7en and the life of david gale..."left" valign="middle"

Television:

When i dont have a life (which is often) i come home with brita of course and watch CSI all day. Gregs hot and his hair is orgasmic (see heroes for details). Friends is a great show... if you are able to watch two episodes from different season and understand whats going on and laugh about it: thats a great show. Beavis and Butthead, & making fun of how stupid Jessica Simpson is on Newlyweds, Fear Factor, and FAMILY GUY!!!!! Nip tuck. ok RED vs BLUE is more of a series so it more like a tv show than a movie even though i have all four season that are out... hm. they are awesome. did i mention i am a nerd?

Books:

Who reads? jk too many to name. Lots of Nicholas Sparks. The davinci Code.AHHHHHHH such a good book. the left behind series. stephen king stuff. jemima j. uhhhh seriously lots of nicholas sparks. cynthia voight. shit i am out of ideas.

Heroes:

Daniel Lawson

well ummm the guy from the starburst commercial for bringing joy to everyones life who watches it. my main thought is that everyone has a little hero in them and will one day be a hero to someone. mine is yet to come around

My Blog

how well my best friend knows me.... CREEPY

1. What is your full name? Dana Lyn Olsen 2. When is your Birthday? 10/10/86 3. What is your e-mail address? [email protected](haha) [email protected] 4. Do you smoke? like a fuckin chimn...
Posted by Dana on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

GROWING UP IN THE 90s.... seriously funny shit.

You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching: -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant res...
Posted by Dana on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

seven deadly sins

WrathWho did you last get angry with?stevenWhat is your weapon of choice?my eyesWould you hit a member of the opposite sex?yes. its been done. today.How about the same sex?ha more than just hit her.Wh...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

untouchable

how would it feel to never be allowed to have what you have always wanted? its right there infront of you but you just cant have it. NEVER. you will see it everyday but its untouchable. you could die ...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:56:00 PST

anguish turned concluded

Main Entry: anguish Part of Speech: noun Definition: pain Synonyms: affliction, agony, distress, dole, grief, heartache, heartbreak, hurting, misery, pang, rue, sorrow, suffering, throe, torment, ...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:56:00 PST

SO CREEPY it works!

OMFG do this it works! http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/193145367
Posted by Dana on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:14:00 PST

mistakes

many many many
Posted by Dana on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:04:00 PST

Quarantination

the time has come to go backwards a couple of monthes and regroup decide whats important and what i am doing wrong: people, places, events, attitudes,etc. something is horribly bad and i am catching w...
Posted by Dana on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:49:00 PST

Blow Starter *_* Crack Rat

so i had this dream the other night that involved a certain pointy fish and a dark moist lucious crevass... i wonder what that was about.... hamburger meat, perhaps?  
Posted by Dana on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST

sucks when the only person you could possibly relate to in life is your worst enemy

the situation couldnt be more complicated if it tried itself. i feel for you in everyway possible. your gonna drowned yourself and not want to move bc your in so much pain that someone could possibly ...
Posted by Dana on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST