-We write perfection.
-We work extremely hard (practice 5 days a week)
-We have real mustaches.
-We have more genuine talent than Nickleback.
-We're The Mustache Heroes!
-SideOneDummy, Megalith, Asian Man, and Hellcat are all interested in signing us.
-We just need to decide on one.
-We have an album that we'll never actually release (I know you all are dieing to hear it).
-We love our thousands of fans (Your support keeps us going).
-We write songs that actually mean something.
-We like it when you dance(but prefer that you stand and stare with your arms crossed).
-We love you.
-Keep rockin the stache and ask us about our t-shirts and buttons!
-The thousandth t shirt purchaser wins $20,000. Fo real!
Email us at [email protected]
