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THINGS I LIKE: Holding a pumice stone in the bath... half sinking, half floating. The texture of fairy-floss. Fire. The smell of Bob Jane T-mart. Standing on the beach where the waves break onto the sand, slowly sinking. Biting things that crumble. Mahjong. Pavlova. Unexpected moments of euphoria. Echidnas. Rowdy. Loud music when I'm driving. My toes. Cleanliness (its next to godliness). Pumice stone in general. Florist's Block (best texture ever invented). The noise your feet make when you walk along a board-walk. Boys. Britsh words for sex like shagging and rogering. The colour Yellow. Asti Ricadonna. The word Aubergine. Dried apricots.THINGS I DON'T LIKE: The texture of strawberry yhogurt. Sticky floors in public places. Your attitude. Biting down on al-foil. Abbreviations. Carpet Burn. Driving west at sunset. Decisions. People who say 'no'. Bank fees. Needles. Mispronounciation. Escaped mental patients. Guava juice. Insolence... no wait, thats a like. Unexplained bad smells. Explained bad smells. Lirarians. Loud kids on public transport. Fresh apricots. a href="http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com" style="position:absolute; top:0px; left:50%; margin-left:-235px; z-index:9; width:80px; height:15px; background-image:url

My Blog

Turns out I had a party

Check it out. I had a party...   I had a cake too...     Dad's speech was inspired. Debauchery ensued... Fabulous Debauchery. You've got 'a lot running along the...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:45:00 GMT

Rowdy's Birthday

It's been a month... but I told you I'd get around to it eventually...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Australia Day

Smack smack smacky!Long live HP Bosch!
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Christmas at the Westbury

It'd been a long time coming, but here are the photos from Christmas day.Clare tells me the real reason Santa didn't come.They should have confiscated the camera at this point...This...and this...lead...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 21:53:00 GMT

The secret life of Barbie

For years Barbie has lead a sordid double life...But one day during a routine visit to her doctor (who has no medical degree)After her monthly colagen injectionher doctor suggested a physicalTurns out...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 21:45:00 GMT

A had an old camera I figured I should develope... for your viewing pleasure...

Hello Children. Some Photos are from Splendour, the rest are from last weekend. We are a bunch of sexy bitches.Prueberry... I love you!Gotta Love that Shteven!Remember Children SMOKING KILLS... It loo...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:51:00 GMT