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Redbeard the Music Pirate

I love Almond and Vicky.

About Me

I like music.

I'm rather arrogant, even if I pretend not to be.
I can be nice... usually.
If I don't make an effort there's usually a reason (something you may have done or said to me or a friend).

O RLY? YA RLY. It's Super effective!!! Click it, you know you want to.
The Second best thing to do in the dark

Screw mountains, no one climbs those anymore.
Just shout it from where you are.

Speaking of... I love KARRIE ZOLMAN!!!Don't you wish your girlfriend was hott like this?

My Interests

I like music and theatre, especially the tech side of things.

I'd like to meet:


Paul McCartney:
Singing sensation, or mystic forest dweller?

Music:

Jazz, Metal, Classical, Funk, Rock, Terra Cotta Pie...

Movies:


PROPERTY OF: KARRIE ZOLMAN

LOTR! And 'Willow' was Amazing. I 3 Val Kilmer.

Television:

"I've got some problems but we've got $10, that's enough to get us wasted before the night is over. These past five days I've been completely sober but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open." --Knights of the Island Counter, Dave Melillo

Books:

Anything with a good plot and excellent prose.

Heroes:

He-Man, Superman, and, of course, Superman's biblical equivalent (or the other way around, rather) Jesus.

My Blog

Rocky Horror Picture Show

You pay $6.50 to go to a movie theatre at midnight to watch the shittiest movie on earth. Why do you do it? Because the crowd interaction is the BOMB!!!So why the fuck aren't crowds interacting anymor...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

Peaches and a Can (lyrics)

Finally! I've been trying to write these lyrics forever! Gawd, can't force stuff.Lets get right to the point,I'm gonna give it to ya straight,I wanna get it on now,And I don't wanna have to wait,Maybe...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST

Eels hate airplanes, too

In the shadowy depths of a dark underwater tunnel, a pair of small, black eyes-- just barely perceptible in the murky gloom, searched greedily. As poor as those eyes were, they would serve the purpose...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

Riddles in the Dark...

I have a few riddles for people. Whoever can give me the correct answer in three guesses to either one can have any one thing that they want from me. But you can only pick one to answer. Message the a...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

Ooh... apples!

Divide and conquer. Dear God, what is this world coming to? No... God has nothing to do with it. Or do they?Yes, they. All the figureheads of every religion in the world, be it Monotheism (Islam, Juda...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

I like this Philosophy...

"The Gospel from Outer Space by Kilgore Trout. It was about a visitor from outer space, shaped very much like a Tralfamadorian, by the way.The Visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christia...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

Where does it come from?

That's a good question...I never thought that it was anything of quality, but she thinks so.So how come it just comes out without any effort? And in such great volume?Rhyming isn't all it takesCertain...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:06:00 PST

Even God observed it.

Today was the national day of silence for the GLBTQA community to raise awareness of how, for years, anyone in any of these categories was forced to remain silent by law, pressure, or out of fear.Many...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

Blunt, but Honest... makes more sense if you read the whole thing.

Beauty that is far beyond my Helpless, tongue-tied words.Every time I look, the "double-take" merits a third.Best of all, those eyes, for which mortal men would kill,Eyes that stare right back at me a...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

Tetpoo Third.

Wow, I'm very argumentative, lately... or at least that's ho people are reacting to me.I stated to one of my friends that people are stupid for having just now started giving basic rights to people un...
Posted by D'artagnon "Louis" Quatorze on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST