Undercover Brother
~About Me~
NaMe: John Shaft
BiRtHdAy: Can't tell; The Man is always watching
BiRtHpLaCe: New York New York
cUrReNt LoCaTiOn: New York New York
hAiR coLoR: Jet Black
eYe CoLoR: Brown
NaTiOnALiTiEs: Black
hEiGhT: 6'4
SiBLiNgs: None I can tell The Man about
PaReNtS StiLL tOgEtHeR: Whitey Killed them
riGhT hAnDeD oR LeFt HaNdEd: Both can stick it to the man
wRiTe In CuRsiVe Or PriNt: With my fists
wEaKnEsS: Bullets
FeAr: White power
1st tHoUgHt WaKiN uP: Gotta stick it to the man
bEdTiMe: 9:15
mOsT miSsEd MeMoRy: Saving Bumpy's kid
FuNnIeSt MeMoRy: Pooped on a wall
~Last~
tHiNg U aTe: A marshmallo because they're white
tHiNg U dRaNk: Cold 4/5s
ThinG u sAiD: Got to feelin like a machine, baby
PeRsOn U LoVeD: My women
pErSoN u MaDe OuT WiT: Your woman
pErSoN u HuGgEd: See above
sOnG u HeArD: My own theme song
mOvIe U sAw: Shaft's Big Score
~Have U Ever~
PlaYeD diNg DoNg DiTcH: Yes
bEeN bEaTeN uP: Yes
bEeN pLaYeD: Yea
uSeD sOmEoNe: Hell Yea
bEeN uSeD: Noo FOOL
LiEd 2 sOmEoNe: All the time Pst
bEeN LiEd 2: Yea
sHoPLiFtEd: YES!
wEnT bAr HoPpIn: HELL YEA
BeEn OuTsiDe PasT 5aM: Never!
bROkEn AnY BoNeS: Someone elses
bEeN hIt By A cAr: Yes it was in the shop for a week
cOnSiDeReD a LiFe Of CrImE: I bust crime FOOL
CoNsIdErEd BeiNg A hOoKeR: YES
bEeN dRuNk: HELL YES
BeEn HiGh: Nah
bEeN In LoVe: OO YEA
hAd A bRoKeN hEaRt: NO
~Are You~
a DaYdReaMeR: No
BiTcH/aSsHoLe: YES to whitey
sArCaStiC: YEA
AnGeL: Yea
DeViL: Yes
sHy: No
TaLkAtiVe: Yes
pLaYa: YEA fool!
~Favorite~
CoLoR: Black
sOnG: Shafts Theme Song
bOoK: Can't read
aNiMaL: The majestic babboon
nUmBa: 1
DriNk: Warm milk
~CuRrEnT~
cLoThiNg: Blue turtle neck
mOoD: Bad ass
tAsTe: Marshmallo
sMeLL: Chinese food
tHiNg I sHoULd Be dOiN: Fighting The Man
hAiR: Fro
~In da Past Month Have U~
sHoPlIfTed: Yes FOOL!
EaTeN a BoX oF oReOs: Only outside
eAtEn SuShi: Yes
bEeN DuMpEd: NO FOOL!
dUmPeD sOmEoNe: No
bEeN oN sTaGe: No
gOtTeN uR eYeBrOwS dOne: No
bEeN ArReStEd: No FOOL
sToLeN sOmEoNeS cAr: No
hOw Do U WaNnA diE: No
WhAt Do U wAnNa Be WhEn U gRoW uP: Horse Jockey
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