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Jarrod

I am alive, but this fact is not evident from my revisions to this webpage.

About Me

(I could watch this for hours.) Anyway, I'm not sure why this page is up. I was initially bored when I made it, and I basically just kept it up as another means of keeping track of people I know. If you feel like sending me a message, go for it, but I might not get back to you that quickly. If you'd actually like to contact me, I'd suggest darknite39..at..yahoo..dot..com. Later!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Wii

Music:

I'm at least a decade behind musically. I generally listen to classical and orchestrated stuff as well as a variety of rock and pop, with the occassional jazz, punk or rap piece thrown into the mix. I really enjoy 80s music the most--both the good and bad stuff from that era. ;) Some of my overall favorites are The Beatles, Collective Soul, The Cars, Michael Jackson, almost anyone associated with Motown, Queen, Cheap Trick, The Bangles, Green Day and The Ramones. I don't care for excessively twangy Country, really scatty Jazz, and loud/violent music containing a seemingly endless stream of pointless expletives but no perceived artistic merit. I mean, "fuck" can be used in a variety of ways, but come on! ;)

Movies:

Indy: TLC, Zoolander, 12 Monkeys, Four Brothers, Zodiac, etc.

Television:

I am unfortunately hooked on trash TV, be it Rock of Love or Celebrity fit club. :(

Books:

I prefer the classics...you know, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, and so on.

My Blog

I'm a prick.

So, the chick who parks to my right parks...poorly...95% of the time. I'm tired of it, so I left this note on her car, folded over, with "helpful hints" written on the outside. Look at my pics to see ...
Posted by Jarrod on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

: )

Last night I was actually happy for the first time since I've been in Atlanta, independent of my friends from App. I'm making this mini-blog to serve as a reminder that life doesn't always suck; it ca...
Posted by Jarrod on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

over 1000 views...?

I'm evidently more popular online than I am in person......probably because people don't actually have to interact with me when they look at the myspace page. ...
Posted by Jarrod on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

Punching Hitler

Watch it. Like, now.Posted By:AndrewGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Jarrod on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

Random thought:

Do you like breasts? Man, I do. I guess I had forgotten until I saw one of the ho-ish ads here on myspace. That marketing team deserves a raise.
Posted by Jarrod on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST

Who reads these things?

Simple question: who takes the time to read my poorly composed ramblings? Post a comment if you do. If there are more than like 2 of you out there, I may actually feel motivated to write something wor...
Posted by Jarrod on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

Slayer

The next time I have a road trip, I am going to break the sound barrier in my Grand AM due solely to my acquisition of some Slayer albums. Having never listened to this group before, I wasn't sure wha...
Posted by Jarrod on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

Why I hate "whores"

So, I've been asked by numerous (current count: 3) people why I proclaim to hate whores to the point at which I wish for their untimely demise (as can be seen in my current tag line "Whores: I hate yo...
Posted by Jarrod on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST

scared of the ice-maker

One night I left a bag of garbage on the kitchen floor so that I'd remember to take it out in the morning. When I got up, something had chewed through it, eaten a little, and pooped on my floor.Great....
Posted by Jarrod on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:33:00 PST

Sickly

Why is it that when I need to be on top of things, my body decides to go kaput? I mean, for example, yesterday I was walking to work as I do every day, but with one noticeable difference: I felt like ...
Posted by Jarrod on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:02:00 PST