phillip

monkey puzzle trees

After years of selective breeding, genetic experimentation, and intensive training, i have finally managed to produce a monkey that can climb a monkey puzzle tree. That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:14:00 GMT

language

went on ebay last night and successfully bid for the German language. Anyone wishing to speak German must now pay me royalties.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:00:00 GMT

beer and self loathing in las bolton

well, if you wear your heart on your sleeve you're likely to get sleeve mess on it .... that metaphor, analogy doesn't really work does it, erm ... I still can't escape the advice "don't get your hope...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:27:00 GMT