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Labia Juices

No time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the meter!

About Me

Click here to get your own network banner - Over 720 to choose fromOLLLLLA Jess here, but I'm sure you already know that. I've had myspace for awhile now, and Yeah, I really only use it to sexually harass people or whatever else is on the little wee agenda. And if you just think I'm an obnoxious person then you have no sense of humor, and I hope you die. Because really I'm not that rude - I'm basically god so bow down and repent dammit.oh yes, by the way, I have a kick ass boyfriend. I love him more than life itself... i know deep eh?

My Interests

Peach juice,Erectile Dysfunction in older men, timbits, Eggs,gum,Music,fat,mullets (skullets,lesbomullets), playing cards - talk about being GRANNYFIED!!! Dogs,violence,insults, Hockey

I'd like to meet:

Shut up You Faggity [email protected] - no queerbaits allowedFor all those lovely people that add me onto their friends list because they obviously see that I'm so insanely cool - i love you, but if i don't know who the fuck you are INTRODUCE YOURSELF just a little message, saying hi, or what not, because if you dont, I won't add you. i will DENYyou.And for all those fucking emo gay bands that try to add me because they want more people on their friends list, FUCK OFF

.If I dont know your band, you're not getting on my list and I probably won't like you...... look...a dancing stick man with a cock

Music:

industrial[darkwave] such as VNV Nation, NIN, :wumpscut:, Fischerspooner, Velvet Acid Christ. Electroinica, Ambient - aphex twins and so on and so forth, Techno-Trance, Happy Hardcore, Jungle, Drumnbass, Oldies, Rock, Metal[nu,dark,heavy] 80's music, some pop, some indie, I really give every song a chance (i know im so generous). Not really a fan of the whole rap and country scene but i am known for listening to a few snoop or ludacris songs... i know, but hey its a guilty pleasure let me be!

Movies:

HUMAN TRAFFIC!!! THE HEBREW HAMMER! Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, A Clockwork Orange,Emperors New Groove(aww its so great)Silence of the Lambs, Donnie Darko, The Matchmaker, LOTR, Bridget Jones, American History X, Nicholas Nickelby,Stealing Beauty, Hitchikers guide,Shawn of the dead, Angela's Ashes, Full Monty, Green Mile, SPR, Blackhawk Down, The Believer, a bunch of others that im really not wanting to type out GOY!

Television:

Clone High, The Office, MXC, ren and stimpy, Judge Milian... anything that tickles my fancy...haha i cant believe i just said that.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Outsiders, Damask Rose, LOTR, Angela's Ashes, Jurassic Park.

Heroes:

The Chron (we've had some good times)

My Blog

hehe been a wee little while, hasnt it?

oh my dear, its been too long my friends, I have just been way too busy. I have my  set of final exams for semester 2 starting tomorrow.. I am so very excited to get it over with. I get to go hom...
Posted by Labia Juices on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:13:00 PST

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOOOOOOLS!!!!

ello sailors!!!!!! I figure since im bored shitless, and haven't written one of these blogs for awhile, I'd treat you with a little seasonal greetings. I hope you all have a really good Christmas :) ...
Posted by Labia Juices on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST

Much Thanks

Thanks to ALL my lovely dears who came to my birthday/going away party. I think it went good, was fun fun funnnnnnnnnn. those jello shooters were quite the hit! and to all of those who missed it, poo ...
Posted by Labia Juices on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:09:00 PST

:(

Ummm I'm kind of sad. I went to the vets, with Molly to get her looked over before she gets spayed, and i knew she had like 3 little lumps on her belly. And when John (the vet) looked at them he said ...
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BRILLIANT Cum Shot! [schlongtastic]

Right, ...so today was basically... THE GAYEST DAY OF MY LIFE  ; i swear to god. it was. And i mean you all know im not a big 'blog' writer (did i ever mention how much i fucking hate that word...
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PROJECT RUNWAY

YESSSSSSSSSSS JAY  WON PROJECT RUNWAY.   i knew he would. he's always been my favourite.   im loving the gay colours. yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everyone = really homosexual

y'know what? I am so fucking sick and tired of our society today. (bare with me here, im majorly hung over and i feel like ranting because im bored) Why is it that girls whose faces looks li...
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vnv nation = GODS

o...m...g.....  it was brilliant. I can't even put into words how talented and just jaw dropping it was. When me and chloe got there, there was a single guy on the stage working it (i forget what...
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vvvvvnnnnnvvvv nnaaaattttiiiooonnn boooooyahubbahubbathatsthewayuhhuhuhhuhilikeituhhuhuhhuh

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE.........ITS TONITE! and i cant wait. Really. its killing me. time is going by so slow yet so fast.  i will report to you all how kickass they were, which i know they will be. vnv...
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

applications.

I am now looking for goddam applications to be my fucking boyfriend. I am looking for the following information: - birthday/age/name blah - favourite bands - humor - penis size (hard AND soft) ...
Posted by Labia Juices on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST