I'd like to meet:

You Are a Chocolate Martini
You're an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you're likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers.

You should never: Drink and dash. You're gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!

Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack
Birthday: 4/29/82
Birthplace: South Lake Tahoe, cali.
Current Location: ajijic, Jalisco, Mexico
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish/german
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: hieghts
Your Perfect Pizza: combo
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: smoke 1000 joints
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whats the fuck is my dog barking at now???
Your Best Physical Feature: ?
Your Bedtime: when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: how can you miss a memory? just remember it, if you cant, then how do you know any better?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke-head
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced tea sux
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc.
Cappuccino or Coffee: no
Do you Smoke: pot
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: I used to sing death metal style
Do you Shower Daily: more or less
Have you Been in Love: who knows
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, we have them almost every night here
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a lot
In the past month have you Smoked: not ciggs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not an official date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a few times a week
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: fuck no, pussy
Ever Shoplifted: only when I can get away with it
How do you want to Die: on the shitter
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: younger
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam

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Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!

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Knuckle Bruiser
People Iced: Two
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: The Knee Bender
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