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Yeah bitch, even though I’m rich I ain’t afraid to act like a fool like a motherfuckin kid, there it is.-LMFAO
“I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend.”-Freddie Mercury
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Quotes! "Manda Manda Manda Manda Manda... Shit, I don't know the words to the Amanda Show theme song!"-Clarissa
"I was right."-Me
"What did you say?"-Savannah
"I don't remember. Probably something logical."-Me
"Catfight?"-Kyle
"Yea..."-Me
"Sweet"-Kyle
"Whoa watch out! Evil Sidewalk! The earth keeps moving on me... piece of shit"-Jessica
"Oh look. There's a door knob on my wall. Oh and there's a lock too!"-Mom
"That's because it's a door"-Me
"It's because I've been smoking!"-Savannah
"Biyitch!"-Me
"Biyitch, dayum."-Savannah
"Go watch porn or something."-Jacob
"Oh because I watch porn all the time, right?"-Me
"I forgot, you arent clarissa. Go watch twilight it probably does the same thing for you"-Jacob
"Next time we come to disneyland we need to bring ham and cheese sandwiches.... on bread!!"-some random kid at disneyland
"You guys are gonna get herpes if you do that!"-Randa
"Did you just say we were gonna get herpes?"-Me
"It was the first thing that came to my mind.. I meant rabies"-Randa
onny so flyy (11:55:06 PM): i scrolled up our conversation to put something into my profile, and it was the stapling the cd part and i was sitting there thinking is she really fucking repeating herself?!
"I always feel mexican."-Uncle Simon
"Is that why you were watering my lawn today?"-Me
"Let's go steal that merry go round shit thing."-Me
"We would like to thank Gerardo, our mexican promoter."-Some motocross guy
"Hayden Christiansen is hot. That's all I'm saying."-Me
"You need to say a lot less."-Savannah
"That's not a fork..."-Rudy
"He's a lawyer."-Kirsten
"I'm somebody's lawyer!"-Rudy
"You know those videos where you play games? Wait did that even make sense? ...Video games..."-Jil
"What would you do if I was the reverse Michael Jackson and I turned black?"-Me
"I would steal your nose!!"-Zach
"I dont want to be a bobblehead"-Dad
"You know what I hate? Car Alarms."-Me
"Mom, have you seen Satan?"-Jessica
"Yea, yea I have"-Mom
"Oh look, a black guy"-Jil
"Mom, i want a get-a-grip"-Me
"why?"-mom
"So I can climb up walls like spiderman!"-Me
"We're in England right? Thats why Robert's here"-Me
"Yeah, go back to America!!..wait..you know what I mean."-Jil
"Ic/Dc...Ick Dick!"-Mom
"I C Dick!"-Me
"I'm gonna start calling you snugglepuss"-Me
"If you do, I'll shoot you in the face"-Savannah
"Don't make me go all cannibal on you"-Ethan
"Actually the game ended when the magic 8 ball went in."-Me
"Magic 8 ball?"-My mom and sister
"Sometimes you're the coolest, sweetest person I know. But sometimes, you're a fucking tool."
"Oh no. We're sorry we weren't here on time. We got lost."- Me
"There were carpets everywhere"-Krysta
"I could be a chocolate milk cow!"-Krysta
"I feel like a pumpkin when she does that"-Zach
"That wasn't the red bull truck. That was a red bull voyager. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It was all taking up two lanes and its all, 'vroooooom, RED BULL!!'"-Robert
"...with Maracas! Ding Ding Ding!"- Uncle Simon
"Thats a triangle!"-me
"No.. a trapezoid!"-Uncle Simon
"Come on M&M's, M&M's!! Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!!"-Uncle Simon
"Yes 666!"-Jessica
"The number of the beast!"-Me
"The number of the laundromat!!"-Uncle Simon
"Can you do that? I don't think so. Because you're sleeping!"-Uncle Simon
"POKE!"-Me to Alex Skolnick
"NO POKING ALEX SKOLNICK!"-Jessica
"POKE!"-Alex Skolnick
"I air-poked Alex Skolnick!"-Me
"Oh god.. You poked Alex Skolnick.. You poked a metal god."-Jessica
"I poked Alex Skolnick!"-Me
"it's like chippendales for teenagers"-Jessica
"I've never been a possession before. What are you going to do with me?"-The Purple Pirate
"WHOA"-Me
"Whoa? What's whoa? Is that a verb?"-The Purple Pirate
"Yeah. Whoa's a verb"-Me
"I whoa?"-The Purple Pirate
"Yeah, it's what you do. Now you tell me what I do."-Me. HAHA.
"OH MY GOD, FALL OUT BOY, I'M SO EXCITED I GET TO MEET YOU!"-Me
and that's when all of Panic! At the Disco laughed<3
"My favorite color is not taco!!"-Mike
"Who's Brock? What's your heritage?"-some girl
"uhm, i dont know"-brock
"...pokemon"-Me
"Berrrrrr, I'm a hampsterr"-Jessica
"I donts even wants to moves. Come slaps your face withs my hand"-Jessica
"That's weird. She's coming out of the wall and she looks like Jesus Christ!"-Me
"Maybe they delivered it to the wrong house"-Dad
"Maybe I'll kill Richard"-Me
"Where'd the J even come from?"-Dennis
"Look at me, I look up to the side. What am I thinking about? You don't know."-Jessica
"I don't know how the rest of the song goes. La La La, Something about a baby"-Nick
"Rosalies crotch has a face?"-Me
"That's what I said!"-Rosalie
"Because youth starts with you and ends with th"-some politician guy
"Check that ID Before you tap it"-Me
"We have a sexpert"-Uncle Simon
"She was wearing heels!"-Me
"Isn't that amazing?"-Uncle Simon
"If you like the stripper type."-Onnalise
"You just shouldn't stab people.. It's bad ettiquette"-Ian
"I am not a number! I am a free man!!"-Jessica
"Icantiemyshoes2"-Onnalise
"But with dictatorship you can go 'how does my dick taste?'"-Mark
"you can have axle on one and slash on the other.. put them together.. triangle of power.. lightening will come out!"-Mark
"So why is this a lucky sharpy?"-3oh!3
"I stole it from fall out boy"-me
"From Pete?"-3oh!3
"No i hate Pete!"-me
"Why did he break your heart?"-3oh!3
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"What movie are you gonna go see?"-Uncle Simon
"I dont know yet"-Me
"Blood, guts, and throw up?"-Uncle Simon
"WHAT? that's out now?!"-me
"Yeah, it's the sequel to Vomit, Blood, and Death"-Uncle Simon
"What? Really?!"-Me
"Yeah, it's some sort of Disney movie"-Uncle Simon
"It tastes like ocean put into a chip"-Jessica
"Just because it's lincoln does not mean it's a 5"-Brian
"It just goes to show you that communists like flowers too"-Mom
"that'd be a lot of shit smoothies right thurr"-Onny
"Hey Onny, guess what!"-Me
"What?"-Onny
"Once again, my name is Jena..."-Me
"You're going to hell for that"-Onny
"When I'm in the bathroom, that's when my real feelings come out about the Jonas Brothers."-Onny
"So you just sit on the toilet and talk to your vagina about the jonas brothers?"-Me
"So my mom told me why they say 'Holy Cow'"-Onny
"Why? Wait, because the Hindus worship cows?"-Me
"No, let me tell you! Because the Hindus worship cows, isn't that cool?"-Onny
"TO THE GUITAR HERO MOBILE!"-Me
"Let's turn on the radio!" Sami
"Sarah, you should get me sea monkies for christmas.. oh wait your getting me wicked tickets"-Me
"..If we kiss.."-Sarah
"what?!"-Me
"No! that's the name of the book, i swear!"-Sarah
"You want to know something more disturbing? my cat just jumped in a trashcan and now i'm cuddling with him."-Me
"ew, gross"-Chad
"Well if you jumped out of a trashcan, i would cuddle with you too"-Me
"Well if you jumped out of a trashcan, I'd be like, 'What the fuck were you doing in a trashcan?'".-Chad
"Wait, italian and english arent the same thing?"-Chad
"So I was talking to chad and he thought italian and english were the same language.."-Me
"Wait, italian and english arent the same language?"-Sami
"Oh look, I got a text message, WOOOOOSHHH"-Sarah
"Winners Don't Use Drugs!"-Sarah and the video game
"Oh look, it's Rosa, Like Sammy, EXCEPT BETTER!"-Sami
"Portuguese people speak Spanish...Right?"-Sarah
"I'm going to eat cheeze-its and watch tv, and when your mom comes home, i'll tell her your not here"-Savannah
"Yes! You're not a lying two-timing bitch!"-Pablo
"Has anyone ever told you, you look like that one guy, from that one movie?"-Sarah and Me
"Most people never return because they forget to tip their bellhop"-Shawn
"You're going to be in hell, and I'm going to be in heaven, but your going to bribe satan with Hannah Montana to let you come up in his ferrari"-Savannah
"When I saw you I was just like BONER!"-Adam